Kids' toys have come a long way throughout the years. No longer are kids are stuck playing with an empty cardboard box to entertain themselves. But there are some vintage toys I recently came across that seriously question the sanity of their creators.
Check out these bizarre kids' vintage toys that are both creepy and scary at the same time.
I'm all about teaching kids about the birds and the bees but perhaps this doll is just too literal. I mean this is a bit too much.
I'm a big fan of the Ghostbusters franchise but that doesn't mean I would enjoy this crazy kid's toy. I know where to draw the line.
Why would anyone think this was a good toy to give to a child? If one creepy face wasn't enough you've got these!
This doll comes with an unusually high pitched and quite creepy laugh that couldn't soothe anyone's child. It might have been the inspiration for Chucky!
Children love cozying up to their favorite stuffed bear. But when the bear resembles a person more than an animal that's a no.
I'm an adult and even I feel pretty uncomfortable looking at a baby sitting in this thing especially since it looks like a brain inside. Yuck!
Mickey Mouse is a beloved children's toy that has inspired many other interesting toys. But this super weird, and skinny version is just too odd.
This toy was created with the intention of teaching kids about saving money. But its weird staring eyes and a mouth that opens is just petrifying.
The idea of this Japanese toy is that it's a surprise when you open the package. The fact that it looks a bit fleshy is unappealing.
Usually, when we think of retro-futuristic things we think of something as cool as _ The Jetsons_ but this scary robot is not what we had in mind.
This seemingly innocent doll is actually the baby of Dick Tracy and his beloved Tess Trueheart. Even though she's pretty creepy, she's apparently pretty desirable to collectors.
This super weird looking doll was made to swim. The only problem is this doll is supposed to swim on land. What's up with that?
I dunno if this doll looks more like a clown than a cowboy. Adding a toy gun doesn't really make it any less confusing.
Talking about some unusual thinking here. Did you grow up with any weird toys that you wouldn't wish upon any child?
