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The Inflatable Eggplant Pool Float Is Here To Satisfy All Summer Long

Let's get real here—pool float size matters.

Whether it's your first time or just another day getting wet, you're looking to have an experience that really hits the spot.

There are multiple qualities that any vessel of summer satisfaction has to posses.

It's got to be hard and firm enough to, you know, support you. It's got to be deep enough to accommodate.

It's got to be strong enough to stay inflated through multiple uses. Plus, the rubber has to serve as proper protection.

Amazon is selling an eggplant to meet your needs—without the unnecessary attachments.

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This 99" bad boy is from the company LetsFunny and retails for $66.00.

It's described on the website as "thick, soft, extremely durable."

"Lot's of fun, huge size, and fast inflation"

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Tinder can't give you these kinds of guarantees.

No need to get all sweaty—this eggplant will do all the work while you lay back and relax.

You can go solo or have group fun.

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The Inflatable eggplant pool float is strong enough to accommodate multiple people at once.

Invite your friends and make a party of it. Come one, come all!

Don't settle for less.

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Just pump or blow to get it growing!

Don't waste your summer having a mediocre time with just any old pool noodle. Get yourself the only eggplant you'll ever need.

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