There are so few things in life that are guaranteed — death, taxes, morning skinny, and a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
With everything that's gone on between Khloé Kardashian, Tristan Thompson and Jordyn Woods these past few months, we all knew the new season of KUWTK would be extra juicy.
Can you believe we're already revving up for another season? God does love us!
The trailer literally starts with Khloé just full on sobbing.
And we all know the Kar/Jen fam loves a healthy dose of both those things.
Grammar? Who needs her?!
It would be mine TOO, Kimberly! Calabasas forever, binch!
We also see Kris Jenner proposing a toast, "Here's to Jordyn and Kylie!"
Yikes!
Presumably, this was the same day Kim and KoKo's BFF Malika threw shade at Jordyn on Kim's Instagram story.
Let's have a toast for the jerk offffffs!!!!! Let's have a toast for the douchebagssss!!!!!!!!
We could have told ya that, sis :(
To which Kylie responds, "I just hope there's a light of hope at the end of the tunnel, but I just can't see it right now."
Perhaps this was after the Red Table Talk_?
Also notice the Birken in the background? Crying goals.
We just see her doing this wild photo shoot while her monotone voice spills tea in the background.
In one scene we see Kourtney being asked how many times she's been in love, to which she responds "One", presumably in reference to Scott.
Also Mason is a full grown adult and I can't handle it.
"everyone feels they have the right to talk about you, even though they have absolutely no idea what's going on/"
"Maybe just be a little more understanding, because it f*cking sucks."
Will you be watching the new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians?
