A lot of my clothes look like I found them in a landfill.
You may think it's because I'm too cheap to replace them, I don't understand how fashion works, or because I am literal trash, and you would be correct. All of those things are true.
But it's also because I'm a cutting-edge, forward-thinking fashionista who understands the boundaries of fashion and tries to push them. (At least that's what my inner voice whispers while I choke back tears as someone asks "is that what you're wearing out?" for the fourth time that day...)
As you'll see in some of these photos, it costs a lot of money to look this cheap.