It feels like just yesterday I was singing along to Hannah Montana's "If We Were A Movie", wishing I had a double life as a pop star.
Oh wait, that actually was yesterday.
Nonetheless, the days of Hannah Montana have been long gone, and Miley Cyrus is very over it.
The contestants had to lip sync to Hannah Montana's most famous track, “Best of Both Worlds.”
I lip sync to old pop songs on a regular basis. It's one of the only things I'm truly good at.
I digress!
“Hey, whatever happened to her?”
We all assumed Miley's answer would be along the lines of "I outgrew that part of my life" or something along those lines.
Although she meant it in a totally playful, lighthearted way, she has been open in the past about her love of marijuana. So there probably was some truth to that statement.
But obviously, she was just kidding and simply poking fun at herself for all the weed she's smoked.
“I haven’t smoked weed in three weeks, which is the longest I’ve ever [gone without it],” she said, adding “I’m not doing drugs, I’m not drinking, I’m completely clean right now! That was just something that I wanted to do.”
Dead Petz refers to a very psychedelic album she released in 2015, that featured some very obscure, drug-induced lyrics.
And we are so very glad that happened.
Miley's Dead Petz phase was pretty cool, but not nearly as awesome as her getting hitched to Liam.
“My mom got me back on it,” she said in an interview.
“When I’m just working, I don’t think I function at my highest, most intelligent, most being-able-to-be-as-aware-and- as-present, so I don’t smoke when I work.”
"I'm only 20 years old, I need some freedom to grow up and make mistakes," she said. "And no matter what happens, I promise I'll always be true to Miley Cyrus."
"There are a few subjects I'm not going to get into tonight: I'm not going to do Hannah Montana, but I can give you an update. She was murdered." she said.
I don't know if we'll ever be able to completely move on from Hannah Montana. She was such a big part of our childhoods. It just wouldn't feel right.
But understandably, Miley is tired of it.
She made the episode one to remember, that's for sure. We'd love it if she could be a judge on the show on a more permanent basis.
AKA "BJ."
She wore a black t-shirt, hoodie, and ball-cap. But what really completed the look was the fake beard!
She embraced all the Hannah Montana references, and turned the episode into one of their greatest ones yet.
First, she explained how her role on "Black Mirror" as "Ashley O" reflected her "Hannah Montana" experience perfectly.
Miley explained that when she read the script, she felt compelled to accept the role because it mirrored (hehe) her real life perfectly.
"And at times, I’ve definitely felt like Ashley O," Miley added.
"I did once I was 18 because it felt ridiculous," she said.
WOaaaaaahhhhh! Girl! YAS!
To explain how she felt, she shared this lil' story that's bound to ruin your day— "One time I went backstage at Disneyland, and Peter Pan was smoking a cigarette," she said.
Okay, traumatizing.
No amount of drugs could ever erase Hannah's essence. She's forever in our hearts. Sorry not sorry, Miley!
