Hello world, it is I the fashion expert of Diply.
JK, I look like a potato on most days but what I am good at is questioning what the heck is going on in the fashion world. No judgment really, just a lot of questions.
Hello world, it is I the fashion expert of Diply.
JK, I look like a potato on most days but what I am good at is questioning what the heck is going on in the fashion world. No judgment really, just a lot of questions.
First, I'm reeling with the realization that that's a young, pre-surgery Kylie Jenner...pre-surgery. Second, she's rockin' out for Avril Lavigne's Abbey Dawn fashion line.
Celebs aside, the leather jacket with lace sleeves AND studs is a lot to take in.
At least when it comes to a lot of things anyway. Like lace and stripes??? In fact, I don't even know if that IS lace tbh.
With like a dash of construction worker. Biebs has been all over with his clothes lately, but I will admit I want those pants.
Talk about a wild way to wear loungewear.
Into it.
I am so sure this would look a million times better on a BBQ and then on my plate. Which says a lot, because Gaga is basically a goddess.
All I really want to know is how long it took to get the smell of meat off, because it definitely left one, right?
A meat dress inspiring a way to serve meat is kind of amusing, actually, even if it is a little bit predictable.
I do have to give her props for the self promo though, wearing the name of her album on her head. I'm all about that. Get it, girl!
But the rest of it is has me seeing red in the most confusing way.
But last time I checked, a hood belongs on your back and not on your butt...right?
Like I am SO down for track pant skirts but we need to work on the zipper placement and hood sitch.
What exactly was the thinking process with this one?
No one thought that those little squiggly things looked familiar?
Justin and Britney, the king and queen of pop at the time, making the Canadian Tuxedo look formal.
Something is just a little bit...off.
Fewer things are more disappointing than a sweater, or any clothing, that isn't what it looked online.
Let's be clear: her mamma bod was rockin' and she has legs for day.
But that pattern. Yikes.
It's just all the floral that makes it less chic and more couch. Props for matching the shoe, though.
Granted, she doesn't seem too stressed about it. But, if I were walking behind her I would panic.
If that was me, I would catch one look in the mirror and run home in fear.
Any other color but red and it would be a totally different story.
But just when they're unzipped...which is hopefully not all the time.
Maybe some lucky feet or something? Isn't that what rabbits are for?
I guess we're talking fashion here anyway so function doesn't matter, but you're in for a world of pain if you try to use these for motocross.
I don't know about you but I don't want to walk around looking like I'm giving birth to a villain but maybe that's just me.
She looks fluffy and messy and yet, somehow, glam. I don't know how she isn't itching like crazy with that.
I also don't know what lipstick she's wearing BUT I NEED IT.
Am I know the fashion queen that you've been waiting for? The gag is that I'm writing this in sweatpants but hey, you'll never see that.