We can all agree that Cardi B is a legend of attitude and style, right? Right? Good.
I mean, until she and Beyoncé finally have that showdown for who gets the title of Queen B once and for all, she's at least a badass baroness.
And Cardi's not afraid to show it, either.
Yes, I'll take "Cards Against Humanity add-ons I want in my life" for $1000, Alex.
I mean, what — was this the first time anybody saw big ol' glasses on a celebrity? Smh.
And let's be real — Edna was one of the best characters in The Incredibles, soooo what?
That's when the tea is spilled, wiped up, and spilled all over again.
And if you know even a little bit about these two and their beef, you know this goes down.
But after, Cardi apparently hinted that Nicki came back to re-record her verse after she heard what Cardi put down.
"The first interview [Cardi] did after 'MotorSport' came out, it just really hurt me 'cause she looked so aggravated and angry. I kind of felt ambushed. That really, really hurt me because I really fully supported [Cardi]," was what she said according to US Magazine's report of her Beats 1 interview.
And if you're as addicted to drama as the internet is...get good.
And why shouldn't she be? The success doesn't lie, y'all.
And Cardi always knows how to handle it in the most...Cardi way possible.
Because you know that you don't grow up with the name Belcalis Almanzar without at least one bully making fun of it.
The difference is, now she's got the fame and fortune, and most of the people trying to roast her on Twitter...don't.
"Bel-ca-LEEZ Al-man-ZAHR."
Like, when you reply to someone whose Twitter name already sounds like a third grade diss.
But it's one thing to go looking for trouble when you can't handle it. It's another thing when you can clap back at anybody on the planet with style.
I only figured it out because I'm an expert at reading emojis...reading 15 emojis in a row, anyway.
Is she one of those people who only need food, water, shelter, and drama? I dunno, but she's always ready.
I say "came to a head" because, well, look at the bump on Cardi's head! She was throwing shoes and shade and anything else she could get her hands on.
All this because Nicki allegedly liked (and then unliked) a few tweets throwing shade at Cardi for celebrating when it was reported that Kodak Black was being released from prison.
Which obviously she was not having.
Like, shoe-throwingly not having.
Like, if someone is my friend, I'm telling them not to post anything and get some sleep before they go raw like that.
But since it's just a celebrity feud...oh sweet, my tea's still hot!
Like, it's a good thing that I'm not planning my life around what Twitter thinks, y'all.
Instead, she clapped so hard it created a sonic boom throughout the Twitterverse. Cardi tells Twitter what's up, not the other way around.
If you think she can't run you like she runs her business, you are wroooong.
After all, how's Cardi gonna keep those clapback muscles flexed if no one comes after her?
