Taking a good selfie seems like it should be way easier than it is. But that's before you start thinking about lighting, angles, and not making an awkward face at the last second.
Even if you get all that right, it's still just a random photo of somebody unless there's something spiffy going on in the background.
But no matter how tough the standards are, these people still rose to the occasion and passed with flying colors.
This seems like the kind of trick that only works if bae's a heavy sleeper, though. Can beauty really come at the cost of beauty sleep?
I'm sure there are people trying to photoshop themselves onto a proud bird of prey, but this homie skipped that step and tripped us out.
I see you guys telling your poor, innocent mom "the lighting is better" in that exact spot. You rascals better behave yourselves now.
It's a way of telling The Man that you, in all of your pineapple-headed glory, demand the right to be yourself.
Fight on, brother.
"Oh yeah, I got that S Model. I'm stunting so hard, it seats 40. And you know it's got keyless exit too. No, I don't mean entry. Get on my level."
At least not if he's worried there's a risk people will think you're more handsome than him.
That might just be because everyone who's afraid of heights is too busy looking away, but we'll take it as approval anyway.
Not only are they riding the same wave, but they both decided that using a phone for selfies is basic and went back to the classic.
The last time I saw an authority figure this unamused was right before I retired as the class clown.
Instead, just hold it up like a royal selfie scepter while you make the face everyone makes before being told to say "cheese."
I mean, it probably is, but the fact that he remembered to wear the mask makes it a lot easier to suspend disbelief.
It's the little things.
I'm not sure how that facial expression helps the process along, but maybe he's speaking lizard to it or something.
If it wants to hang in our world, it better get used to phones and cameras.
Usually, the biggest cost is the time it takes to finally get it right, but this guy can boast some battle scars perfect for an exaggerated story about this.
Apparently, that kid in the background saw a scary YouTube ad, and the parent knew they had a greater responsibility than actually appearing in the photo.
See? Look at all that satisfaction on their faces. That's not fear that their new creation will suddenly break at all.
So, let's see. We've got a mirror for positioning, lights and a camera. All that thing needs is a cupholder, and it'll move millions.
In this case, it is merely a vehicle to document a momentous occasion that needs to be known far and wide.
Curt...got a new hat. Now that you know, you can proudly answer the billboard.
A special dedication goes to the friend in the background who sacrificed a spot next to the more interesting horse to make this happen.
We, and this silly horse, salute her.
Bonus points for somehow getting one of their angry faces in the shot.
Wait, maybe that's what the sunglasses are for. Maybe his eyes are bugging out like crazy and we'd never know the difference.
Pretty sneaky.
And really, if a sneeze is gonna hijack my body and spill my drink, the least it can do is give me two heads in return.
It's only fair.
But no, he had to go there — and now, this man has come to the sad realization that his shirt is doing more harm than good.
Tragic.
Actually, maybe they already did. That would explain why the guy in the front seems to be having second thoughts about this.
