Reddit | Yakev

16 People Who Definitely Didn't Get What They Expected

Diply 3 Jul 2018

By now, if you haven't already figured out that you can't always get what you want, you're definitely going to be in for a bad time.

Life doesn't really care what your expectations are; it literally just takes the path of least resistance. This means that you just have to go with the flow whenever possible, especially if your sanity is on the line.

Take it from these people — it's easy to cry at life's misfortunes, but it's much more fun to laugh.

1. If you thought your morning was off to a bad start, this chick's wearing her breakfast, so check yourself. 

Imgur | Imgur

There's nothing worse than wearing dairy for a prolonged period of time.

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2. "Sip sip hooray!" could have easily turned into "Sip sip, call an ambulance!" 

Imgur | Imgur

I don't even want to see a scorpion on my computer, much less in my alcoholic beverage. I need to unwind with a cold beverage, not end up dead.

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3. Pizza Hut has some serious explaining to do. 

Reddit | Queen_Crumblebum

No one, I repeat, no one asks for blue cheese on the side of anything, much less cinnamon bread. I guess the devil is at work on the assembly line at Pizza Hut.

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4. This is why you try before you buy, people. It's not that difficult. 

Reddit | elit173

Online shopping is only easy if you get what you ordered. Otherwise, it's basically just a scam.

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5. Again with the online shopping sabotage. Honestly, maybe it's better to just take the bus to the mall.

Reddit | pencil-pusher

At least that way, you can really try before you buy. Otherwise, you could end up like this chick.

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6. I bet you've never seen a bear this bleak before. 

Reddit | Z5555517

Not even Winnie the Pooh would want to hang around this mutant. I guess not all teddy bears are created equal.

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7. Leave the special effects makeup to the professionals. Otherwise, you could end up looking extra special, but not in a good way. 

Reddit | gatorrrrr

Honestly, their attempts at this look are probably way creepier than the look itself, so bravo.

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8. This is either the mother lode or the absolute worst, depending on how much you love Cheetos. 

Reddit | Darebear420

If I could wish for this on Christmas, I would. Quite honestly, this is everything to me.

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9. This is something you want to see before you consume your entire beverage, not afterward. 

Reddit | Fingalien

Luckily, he didn't swallow the her, but he may have already gulped down all of her tiny babies.

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10. This perfectly summarizes what it's like to be picked second last for any physical activity. 

Reddit | Bazooki

You're not the worst, but you definitely aren't the best, so don't get it twisted.

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11. Me thinks the kitchen staff took her request a little too literally.

Reddit | casserole09

Unfortunately, we now have a serious issue on our hands. The whole point of the nacho chips is to disguise the amount of cheese-flavored plastic you consume.

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12. It's definitely not as good as you expected, but it's also not nothing, so there's that. 

Reddit | Psychedeliclover122

Call me weird, but I'll eat anything with sugar in it, so this doesn't bother me one bit.

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13. The only reason fake fruit exists is for the purpose of trickery and betrayal. 

Reddit | Yakev

This is why I have now deemed it completely illegal and inhumane. Stick to universally approved methods of torture, please.

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14. They don't pay the staff at Dunkin' Donuts enough money to attend psychic school, so don't expect them to read your damn mind. 

Instagram | @trapezy

Try speaking clearer into the microphone and you may be pleased with the order you receive.

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15. I guess someone isn't painting a single square inch today. 

Reddit | SpaghettiTrombone

I feel like the interior decorating gods are really trying to tell us something about this paint color. I think they disapprove of your Charlie and the Chocolate Factory inspiration.

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16. Preparing a nice meal for your ungrateful family can't get much worse than this. 

Reddit | fivestringsofbliss

Just when you think that you've made it into the clear, your dinner plans are thwarted by a terrible choice of cookware.

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