With all the content and countless memes, tweets, and randomly funny pics I find on the internet, it takes something a little extra to really catch my attention these days. So today, I figured I'd bring out the big guns and share the ones that have done just that recently.
I don't know if I can promise you a cohesive theme or flow to this article, but really, is that so important? Let's just let our hair down and whip out our funny bones...hmm, maybe I'll work on that phrasing.
Tricking people into thinking that you're drinking chocolate syrup at the gym is the best idea next to just actually drinking chocolate syrup at the gym. Forget the haters, I need to keep hydrated and sweet!
I mean, I know what we're all thinking: Dang, Air Bud is still in his prime! But this hardly seems like that doggy's style.
I'm just picturing birds like this walking down a flight of ivory stairs as the police come in, like, "No, officer, I have no clue about the murder of my late husband."
Someone you can vent to, someone you can trust — but ultimately, someone who's just as crazy as you are so you can laugh at how ridiculous your lives are together. For me, it's Emily — we bad bitches together.
Just look at that sinister face! Tongue is all stickin' out like he's uncontrollably thirsty. I'll give him one thing, he sure knows how to take a mugshot.
A thousand times more interesting than the original story, plus you could've had Danny Devito as the main character in the live-action version, rather than Emma Watson!
It's never easy to see an artists' original creation turn into something other than their own, but at least they spared their poor, innocent, art-hating mother.
And this smooth! Just the confidence in this plan alone is worth taking her out on a date at least once, right?
I mean, she had better get the biggest tip imaginable for having to walk in on a half-naked, Bond-binger. Or at least grab herself a slice and stay for GoldenEye.
And while you're at it, look up healthy eating, organic vegetables, and orca whales. That last one isn't about vegans or anything, they're just super interesting.
And when you already have roommates, you don't really need more snakes in your life, tbh.
If you want something, might as well get it yourself — or make it, in this case. I could use a couple kitchen chairs, think she works on commission?
I get it, to a degree — anyone who's worked in the service industry can tell you how annoying customers can get if you've worked there long enough.
Obviously, my personal favorite is "dope." Like, honestly, who can deny the pure hype that "Sandstorm" brings on every play through?
Whether you've spent all night getting ready to go out, or you're ram-jamming an entire takeout menu's worth of food down your gullet, your man should love ya!
I mean, he should've expected it — the picture of the thing is right there!
