30 Christmas Jerks Colder Than Frosty's Heart

Christmas — it's a time for giving, spreading joy, and appreciating friends and family, right? Well, not according to the next 30 people! Instead, these scrooges have devoted their holidays to spreading pettiness, spite, and some good old-fashioned trolling...but, hey, at least they're spreading the laughter, too!

1. Just wait for it...

reddit | DrTobiasFuenke

2. A little disappointing, to say the least 

reddit | DrTobiasFuenke

3. Ever been shanked with a candy cane before?

reddit | DrTobiasFuenke

4. It's gonna be a frosty Christmas morning...

reddit | TAnn63592

5. If I fail, it's their fault!

Instagram | @gods.pen.is

6. Who wouldn't be thrilled with a Mortal Kombat lunch pail? 

reddit | TristanIsSpiffy

7. When you're feeling cheap this Christmas 

Latin Rapper | Latin Rapper

8. Mirror, mirror...

Instagram | @theonlywayisbanter

9. The sentiment might not be warm, but the cookie is

Twitter | Em_Stark

10. And just look at this furry little Grinch

Pleated-Jeans | Pleated-Jeans

11. No dessert 'till you start behaving yourself, Grandma! 

reddit | baolin21

12. After that gift, yours might just be a slap in the face...

Instagram | @isawitandii

13. Looks like someone might be single in the new year

reddit | bpatel

14. Whoever made this might be a jerk, or maybe they're just spreading the Christmas spirit...

Instagram | @will_ent

15. Jeez Santa, why don't you destroy some more dreams while you're at it?

Pleated-Jeans | Pleated-Jeans

16. Ya got me, Dad. Ya realllly got me...

reddit | therealthiscommenthas

17. I'm glad at least you got to enjoy your gift to me

reddit | tillicum

18. So you ran out of wrapping paper and decided to use gift ties, eh?

reddit | mattythedog

19. Probably the worst gift ever

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20. Apparently, no one likes Alison...

reddit | akantho

21. Damn these ring ones are savage 

Imgur | surfkaboom

22. "What do you want for Christmas?"      "Oh just a little money"

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23. Something to heat up those cold nights...

Instagram | @isawitandii

24. Some people just think they're soooo funny...the next dad definitely does...

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25. Some kids try and sneak out of bed...

reddit | tgaeta

26. I guess they're hoping for a glimpse of the guy in red...

reddit | tgaeta

27. But these kids know better than to mess with Dad's trap

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28. Those are some real nice Christmas cards 

Instagram | @blackpeople.twitter

29. Jerk!!!

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30. Anything to get out of buying her a present 

Instagram | @quorn.hub

31. NO CHILL, MOM!

Twitter | @YourGirl_IsAFan
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