There are some things in this world that we can't really explain, but they're so common that we have to just accept that they're part of our lives now.
How bumblebees fly is the classic example of this, but we're not even all that sure why we yawn, especially when we see others doing it.
And because I'd prefer to keep our brains from melting, let's add these pics to that list.
If I went to a party where they served this, I wouldn't ask any questions. I'd just quietly sneak out of the bathroom window.
If nothing else, I guess that explains why the couple is so annoyed.
"We ordered fettucini, this isn't even close. Why is there even a whole turkey back there?"
If you find yourself wondering whether getting bitten or spit on is a better option, good luck.
I have to give him credit for not giving up, though. Anybody who's willing to brave the high seas for you deserves a five-star rating.
I feel like this guy might be close to discovering the meaning of life, and I need to know more.
I'm just glad I'm not around to hear Mickey's slurring rendition of "It's A Small World After All."
When you find yourself praying that people just shared a sexy time on your car, that pretty much means all your nightmares have just come true.
At least, I'm sincerely hoping that what he's about to go through teaches him the error of his ways. Otherwise, we're doomed.
I know we're still wondering how we got to step one, but what's step two here? Spin around together? Staring contest?
I'm stumped.
I really wish we had footage of him twisting around it like a fire pole as he went splat, though. I'm sure it would be priceless.
I'm guessing those are just little rubber hands you can put on your toes, but I'm not sure how this knowledge makes focusing on the charger any more likely.
Because anyone who has had a few too many is destined to end up on the floor in a pool of their own vomit.
