Boozy Quotes For People Who Pair Their Wine With More Wine

I'm the kind of person who always makes sure there's wine in the house. And in my hand, of course.

I'm not saying I'm an alcoholic. In fact, I think I'd sooner call myself a wine enthusiast. I don't over indulge, but you can bet I let myself enjoy a good glass or two... or three.

If any of this is sounding familiar, I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.

What a hot tip.

If you really want to avoid problems down the road, it's in your best interests to make sure your bedding matches your favorite late-night bottle of wine.

Trust me on this.

My life's motto.

If you think you have enough wine in your cart, go grab some more because you definitely do not.

Personally, I aspire to be that old lady I see at the liquor store pushing around a cart filled with alcohol than she plans on sharing with absolutely no one. You know, the lady who everyone else stops and stares at because there's no way that tiny little woman is going to finish all that by herself.

She's my hero.

Please show yourself out.

If you ever have the audacity to show up at my home with non-alcoholic wine for no reason other than you just felt like buying it, go home. You are not welcome here.

"Get in loser, we're going drinking."

Wouldn't that be nice? It'd be like we're all that mom coming to pick up her kid from the sleepover after she drank a bit too much last night and now she feels too hungover to get out of the car. So instead she just lays on the horn to avoid being forced into having an awkward conversation with Tiffany's mom at 8 o'clock in the morning.

Except wine.

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