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Quotes That Have All The Married People Saying 'You Got That Right'

Updated September 7, 2021

Thinking about getting married soon? That's nice. But before we go toasting to the happy, soon-to-be newlyweds, there are some things you should definitely know first.

Don't worry, I'm not going to talk you out of taking that stroll down the aisle or anything. But I am going to give you the kind of heads-up that everyone deserves before they say "I do."

Here are some quotes that perfectly sum up married life, just so you know what you're getting yourself into. Oh, congrats on the engagement and stuff.

Their bathroom habits will almost certainly be eye-opening, and not in a good way.

Look, I'm not saying every husband spends the majority of his free time inside the bathroom. But this is definitely something that surprises a lot of spouses.

Like, I'm talking hours in there.

It's this fun game that has no winners.

This also covers a wide range of requests, by the way. Asking him to pick you up specific groceries, telling him you're supposed to go to your parents' place for dinner on Saturday night, asking him to pick his wet towel up off the floor...

Doesn't matter what it is or how many times it was said, he will still insist that is brand new information to him.

No two same "toothpaste squeezers" ever seem to marry each other.

There's always one person who squeezes from the bottom up, to make sure every last drop gets used, and one chaotic person who will crumple that tube right in the middle like they just want to see the whole dang world burn.

You will also hear it in your nightmares.

Do they chew with their mouth open? Do they chew too quickly and too loudly? Does their jaw click when they eat harder foods? These are all very important facts to know ahead of time.

Oh, and also pay very close attention to the way they drink, because you do not want to end up with a sip-sip-"ahhh" kind of person. Trust me.