I'll be honest, I'm terrified of teenagers, so even just the thought of raising one has me saying, "Nope, no thank you."
But I know that one day I'll almost certainly end up with a teen under my roof, rolling their eyes when I ask them to help me in the kitchen, making fun of me for not being able to use "simple" technology, and telling me how much they hate me while simultaneously eating all the food I buy.
If you have ever, or currently find yourself dealing with someone who's around this pleasant age, you have my sympathy. And now you also have some quotes to help you deal with that pain.