I'm the kind of person who spends most, if not their entire day thinking about what they're going to eat.
Seriously, I'm obsessed with food, and I'm not even ashamed to admit it's all I think about. Like at this very second, I'm planning my lunch while eating a "snack" that could very well qualify as a lunch. And you know what else I'm thinking about? The snack I'm going to have right afterwards.
If this also sounds like you, then I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes!
Sometimes I actually eat good foods. Sometimes I eat vegetables.
But for whatever reason, as soon as the sun goes down, I turn into some sort of junk food monster who comes out at night and raids my pantry for any salty, crunchy, and/or covered in chocolate.
You would not believe how many times I've gone to the store for something like coffee creamer and came home with bags full of potato chips, popcorn, salted peanuts, powdered donuts, pizza bites...
A lot. It happens a lot, is what I'm saying.
Someone should really take my wallet away from me when I walk through the doors to the grocery store, because otherwise I'm more than likely about to drop an obscene amount of money on food, not any of which will come from the produce aisle, I can guarantee you that much.
Hey, my mom's not here. I don't have to buy apples.
That's the only way I can possibly explain why every snack I consume is basically a four-course meal, which I then promptly follow-up with another four-course meal.
I'm not pregnant, but I'm definitely eating for two. Or maybe even three, depends on the day.
