Telling the truth is a big part of Church, they're all about it in case you didn't know...seriously, it's like a big deal to them.
So, to prove that they're really all about the truth, here are 16+ church signs that really put it all out on the table!
Well, maybe if he had taken more than just two of each then we would still have unicorns after the lions ate them both.
Judging from the tone of this signs I bet that their coffee mornings are...interesting.
This sounds like a dad who is knackered after coming in after a long day at work and is tired of breaking up their kid's fights.
Wow, this church is really taking a different approach to motivating people to come to church than the Immaculate Heart Of Mary
You've got to make sure you're getting your daily dose of spiritual fruit, it's crucial for getting the appropriate amount of fibre in your diet.
I had no idea that so many church signs were so damn thirsty! These churches need to chill the hell out!
This is pretty damn good advice, just because you have faith doesn't mean you don't trust anything else whatsoever!
Well, that is...something to hold on to I suppose. 2020 was one hell of a big kidney stone though, and one that I think is far from being fully out!
Oh dear, someone should tell Peter he has been evicted. I've heard he has one hell of a tempter though so be careful.
I guess, in response I only have to say... Blah blah blah, nah you're alright actually.
I do not think that I will be alone in saying that I am completely fine with this message as it is!
Sure, this sounds like you are going to be getting off lightly, but they will be baptising you with boiling hot tar!
Is this really true? I'm really not a fan of the Mad Max films so don't know enough about them to dispute this, but it doesn't seem right!
I love that they had to put the "NO" in "NO Bingo" in all capitals. It's as though some terrible thing happened at bingo and this pastor is just not ready to get back into bingo yet.
So...is Jesus there in the bathroom with us? Bit weird like, but whatever keeps people washing their hands...
At a glance I thought this was fine, but look at the spelling of what is meant to be "Hygenesis," and try to say it out loud, it will break your brain.
Yep, that is definitely going to get people to come into your church willingly. Definitely doesn't read like a threat at all!
Sure, God is meant to be omnipotent, but one thing God clearly doesn't know is the appropriate order to the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up.
I mean, of course it is hot where they are going? They wouldn't have stolen it if their house wasn't too hot!
And hate, hate leads to suffering...so speaketh the strangely-mobile-when-it-suits-him green goblin man.
