They say you can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you just might find that you can make yourself feel better by looking at others who also didn't get what they want. That's how that song goes, right?
From minor mishaps to big disasters, these people are in serious need of a long vacation.
I know you want to trust your kids because you love them, but when has that ever gone well?
Do you happen to have the X-Men as neighbors?
Does no one in your house check pockets? My mom flipped them inside out religiously when I was growing up, leaving me with that same paranoia.
Guess you're having soup and by soup I mean slightly potato-flavored water!
I've never been more grateful that I'm allergic to shellfish.
Seeing all these instances of glass items just exploding makes me real nervous about owning a glass-top desk.
The good news is this will be the last time you'll ever need to look!
It looks like a case would help. Not help fix it, but hide it so you can pretend like it never happened.
All things considered, if you leave your window open all night and the only thing that happens is that you get snow in your car, that's pretty lucky.
Is it too late to turn this into a soup? Or a sauce of some kind?
Who's the more likely thief, a raccoon or a random person who thought the car-roof-pie was free for the taking?
They said, "If you want pizza so bad, make it yourself."
What a throw. Like, sorry about your tail light but whoever did that had a good arm.
I hope the thief enjoyed everyone's junk mail, I guess.
I'll mark this down as a hyper-specific piece of information that I'll only remember in my time of need.
And if you don't succeed again, cry about it.
It looks annoying but that $30 payout will be so worth it.
I don't think I've ever seen a rotten box of pasta before. I didn't even know it could happen. Upsetting, thank you.
That dye ran so much I'm scared to ask if that towel was originally purple or not.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, eeeeverywhere you gooo. Like, everywhere. Really.
Not sure which is more impressive, them threading the needle to get it stuck in the first place, or the insanely strong grip this elevator has.
If he's doing it every single day, I think that's just his trashcan now.
Here's hoping you have a pretty decent hat collection, you're gonna need it.
Temporary tattoos, but make them...spicy. Irritating.
To unlock the secret, double-ply paper, you'll have to tack on an extra few hundred dollars to your total there.
Too small for a family meal, but the perfect size for a game of softball.
Was the last ingredient "floor dust"? Well, it is now.
And it did! For a while. Then it didn't.
The universe decided you would live through 2020 twice. Godspeed.
Of all the things it could run over, it had to be something that would just stink up your yard. Of course.
