Aunty Acid


Hey guys! I hope everyone is looking forward to a freakin' better year next year, one where we can start getting back to normal!

For a bit of a sneak peek at what you may be in for over the coming months, keep reading for your very own Aunty Acid horoscope!


Aries, I know you love being in control of well...everything, but in 2021 you might have to accept that sometimes EVERYbody needs a little help now & again. Yes your co-workers can be annoying, yes your co-workers can be irritating, yes maybe you sometimes imagine replacing your co-workers with cats, but this year they might end up helping you more than you thought possible, if only you’d let them.

Aunty Acid quote of the year: "Life would be so much better if my co-workers were cats!"

Celebrities who share your star sign: Sir Elton John, Robert Downey Jr


Taurus Taurus Taurus, sure you have the ability to be the most STUBBORN sign of the zodiac, but sometimes you can also be perhaps the most ignorant too. YOU know what people are saying to you makes sense, so please...try and listen. It doesn't matter how old we get, we never stop learning, don't forget that. The year ahead can be full of lessons or blessings, it's your choice.

Aunty Acid quote of the year: "I'd admit when I'm wrong but weirdly it never happens."

Celebrities who share your star sign: Adele, Tina Fey, Billy Joel


Oooo what's that I can see through the smoke Gemini, is it a flame... Or is it a freakin’ bonfire? Only you can decide! Sometimes you can't stop the burning embers of love but you can fan them in whatever direction you like. The question is, are you ready for love in 2021?

Aunty Acid quote of the year- "Stop looking for Mr. Right, try finding Mr. Right & dragging him to the right."

Celebrities who share your star sign: Johnny Depp, Marilyn Monroe, Angelina Jolie, Naomi Campbell.


We are all creatures of habit Cancer, that's nothing to be ashamed of. But, maybe it's time to you know, move, try something different, stop hiding under that little shell of yours and say "Hello world, I'm here!" People can only step all over you if they don't know you're there. Make this the year you are bold, make this the year people hear the crab shout out loud, "THIS IS WHAT I DESERVE."

Aunty Acid quote of the year: "My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside."

Celebrities who share your star sign: Tom Hanks, Vin Diesel, Selena Gomez.


Anyone who knows you knows what a mighty roar you've got, but does anyone know how fluffy your mane can be? It's all fine everyone knowing how tough you can be, but does anyone know that you can be soft also, and that sometimes you need a bit of TLC or a kind word? This year let yourself be vulnerable and let others look after you.

Aunty Acid Quote: "Be a pineapple. Wear a crown, be tough on the outside, and sweet on the inside."

Celebrities who share your star sign: Daniel Radcliffe, Jennifer Lopez, Whitney Houston.


Okay, Libra so you're always fair, you always try to give your loved ones the same amount of love & attention. How's that working out for you right now? This year a close loved one needs more of you than anyone else, try to give them that time and reap the rewards. The universe has some good news for you, just make sure your ears are open.

Your Aunty Acid quote for the day: "Be kind to your children... One day they will be in charge of your wheelchair."

Celebrities who share your star sign: Kim Kardashian, Will Smith, Eminem.


Someone always has to be the bad guy right? If there are no bad guys there are no good guys, and some might say that the villains sometimes play just as important of a role as the heroes. So, if you see yourself painted in a not-so-savory light these next few months don't worry, you're still doing an important job for the universe.

Aunty Acid quote for the day: "I hope someday soon scientists will find a way to freeze people until they find a cure for stupidity."

Celebrities who share your sign: Julia Roberts, Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio.


Uh oh, did you catch that thunder & lightning show last night? You should have because it was all for you. This year, passions might flair in your life, and if you're smart you'll grab an umbrella or a safe shady space. FIVE WORDS... Stay out of the drama. You're always trying to help other people but this year make sure you put your own lifejacket on first, whether that's with acts of self-care or a new career that benefits you and nobody else.

Your Aunty Acid Quote: "Welcome to Karma Cafe, please take a seat... You will be served what you deserve."

Celebrities who share your star sign: Cameron Diaz, Tim Burton, Michael Jackson


WOAH, hey there Capricorn, did you do something with your hair, your teeth...or your face in general? This coming year you will simply be GLOWING up, whether that's your smile or just your attitude. Whatever you're doing to yourself, keep doing it because honey it is working.

Aunty Acid quote of the day: "You know you're getting old when you get the boob wobble, and the arm jiggle when you brush your teeth."

Celebrities who share your sign: Mel Gibson, Elvis Presley, Kate Middleton.


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Are you okay? I'm being serious, it's not that people are going around talking about how stressed you are recently... It's just, yeah, okay maybe they're right. Maybe it's time to get out the bath salts. I'd say about a tonne would do, a truck full of candles, and one of those relaxing spa-type humming music things. Go to town this year on the self-care, sister, you need it. Make this the year of looking after YOU.

Aunty Acid quote of the Day: "RELAX, we're all crazy, it's not a competition."

Celebrities who share your sign: Taylor Swift, Brad Pitt, Bruce Lee.


Aquarius, now is time to remember the old saying, "What goes up, must come down"! So, even if you're in a good spot this year don't forget to share the good times with your loved ones, after all, it's people, not things, that make the world go round. If you found yourself neglecting friendships in 2020, now is the time to repair the damage.

Aunty Acid quote of the day: "I've just found out the world doesn't revolve around me, I'm shocked and upset."

Celebrities who share your sign: Jennifer Aniston, Bob Marley, Oprah Winfrey.


Hey Pisces, maybe it's time to swim on to better things this year. Sometimes you can try, try, and try again but that doesn't always mean it's worth it! For now, just keep swimming, just keep swimming my friend. 2021 is a brand new year.

Aunty Acid quote of the day: "Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once."

Celebrities who share your sign: Rihanna, Justin Bieber, Daniel Craig.