Let me start by saying I don't think every marriage is made up of petty revenge plots...but I'd be lying if I said I don't think most are.
Look, if you've been happily married for however-many-years and you've never once pulled a harmless, yet deeply satisfying "prank" against your spouse to get back at them for something, then that's great. But for the rest of us, I'm sure we can all agree these moments are what help keep our relationships fresh.
If you're the kind of person who frequently finds yourself plotting your next petty move, I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.