Being a delivery worker can be a bit of a tricky job from time to time; however, there are some people out there who actually make this job harder for themselves by doing the bare minimum.
So, bearing this in mind, here are 15+ delivery people who missed the mark!
Nothing says Happy Birthday to someone quite like calling them deaf and slow behind their back.
Oh wow, I have never thought about this before, but I think that I would have to agree with the delivery guy. What about you?
Oooh, well la de da! Look at these people with their two doormats, how bougie!
I think that my personal favorite has to be "was busy spying on the germans," I got a real Dad's Army vibe off that one.
Oh, Jesus, I cannot imagine how much the driver of this truck must have been dreading calling their boss after this.
It looks like they have been using these as walking sticks judging from this...or, you know, jamming them into too-small spaces, that's probably it now that I think about it.
But, dogs and postmen are sworn enemies? I cannot believe this pooch has betrayed his kind like this, or maybe he is working as a double agent.
Well, I mean it is an officially licensed Nintendo product, so this must have been what the kids were really after!
Yeah, you need to go right ahead and burn this package, and preferably what was inside of it as well!
"Hey, I've got your..."
"It's not a human heart, I swear!"
"That...that seems like something someone who had ordered a human heart would say."
This unfortunate person eventually posted an update, writing, "Joe Turo is a very kind elderly man trying to open a bed and breakfast. He sent 50+ packages to 2 separate addresses (both not his) and is in the process of claiming them."
"This way we will win the package war!"
"Dave, the smell on the porch is unbearable, at what cost will this victory come?"
"At whatever cost is necessary! Now put this peg on your nose!"
Someone else said that they had encountered this salesman, and that his sales pitch had really stuck with them...
Yeesh, sorry about that.
Okay, so this one is more on the owner. They should have known that nothing will attract a cat quicker than a warm cardboard square to sit upon.
Wow, what a perfect tire track! This is like something out of Looney Tunes!
You'll have one hell of a job trying to get a note out of that "harmonica"! Still, that shouldn't stop you giving up on your dream of playing the harmonica though!
Look, one thing is for sure, they can't blame the company who sold them it for selling a defective product, it definitely works!
I mean, I love their hopefulness with this letter, but by God this has a snowball's chance in hell of getting to Hazel & Thomas!
Hey, so here's your food!"
"Err, great, can you move it away from the door?"
"Depends. You got a tip you wanna slip through the door to me?"
Amazing how some UPS delivery workers are beholden to the same rules as Sims.
