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Quotes For Anyone Who's Ever Dealt With A Husband Before

Updated September 2, 2021

Oh, would you look at that, it's our favorite time of the day! The time where we all gather together to sip some wine and laugh about how frustrating our husbands can be!

I don't know about you, but I personally find this to be very stress-relieving, and almost soul-soothing in a way. It's not hurting anyone, and it helps us all feel a little bit better about the men we've legally tethered ourselves to!

So if you're looking to join a "husband support group", look no further because you've found it! First item on the agenda? hilarious husband quotes! Enjoy!

"Bird Box", but it's my husband trying to find his keys.

I'm not exactly sure how it happens, but as soon as men get that ring on their finger, they inexplicably lose their sense of sight.

Which is unfortunate, because then they have to rely on their spouses to find literally everything for them, like their own personal seeing eye dogs.

Keeping him in our prayers for sure.

What a brave soul. Make sure he spends the rest of the day sitting on the couch groaning about his "injury" and asking you to fetch him a drink, a pillow, and the TV remote because he's got a long road of recovery ahead of him.

Let me give you a tour.

You'd think that since they live here every day they'd actually know where stuff goes, but it's like their memories are wiped clean every single night when they go to bed.

The next morning you have to explain that in this house, we put our dirty dishes in the dish washer, and we keep the coffee in the cupboard above the coffee maker, and the cream is in the same spot it's always been in the fridge.