The best way to set someone up for failure is to drop something major in their lap and give them hectic instructions on how to deal with it.
Without time to let them understand what's going on, they'll be halfway down the street before they realize you gave them a bowling ball and told them it's late for daycare.
Just pretend you did that, OK?
Anyway, we're not nearly that sadistic, so take your time as you process these pics.
"Do you mind? That 'wark' sound we made clearly meant that this lavatory is occupied. How frightfully rude."
Actually, how many people planned this? Is this just the way that fortune cookie companies slide into our DMs?
More like cringe into our DMs.
Oh, har, har. Yes, I know it's a truck, but what is it...being? Is it the snake from the flag on the back, or Godzilla?
Why?
The chance of playing magical pranks on people with a yellow zoot suit on isn't worth the risk that this is a wearable version of Jumanji.
I guess the surefire test is to say something like, "Are you an anime?" If it walks away in disgust, it's a person.
They give you the warning about physically impossible trap doors right after the one about boiling water before you drink it.
Although that might just be because giant Kevin Hart looks a lot like the proud parent that Shaq is a little embarrassed by.
Even the best-case scenario for how they got those teeth would still have the kids regretting their belief in the Tooth Fairy.
Oddly enough, it wasn't the "trouble" part that tipped me off. Oreo just never spells "stuff" with two F's.
Hmm, does it make it better or worse that the "horse" part is actually a dog?
I think "better," but what do you guys think?
I had a pair of pants that did this when I dropped to my knees too quickly, but I don't get what happened here.
Does anybody know this guy? I'd like a little confirmation that this is legit before temptation makes me eat poisoned shirt-pasta.
They'll have no problem protecting their secret identity, but that's getting caught in something at worst and obstructing their vision at best.
Imagine how gauche it would be if someone just wandered in front and made a dumb face — or worse, had their feet slightly touching the ground.
This is serious business.
After all, you know what doesn't have a very good track record of making a bad day better? A bacterial infection.
It's a judgment call, but I don't think it has the energy to snatch my wallet when I'm not looking like Smiley here.
