You would not believe the lengths I go to in order to avoid other people.
Seriously, you'd think I was professionally trained. I'm only like, one level away from straight-up back-flipping away from someone I know before they've even had a chance to see me and try to strike up an unwanted conversation.
If you're also the kind of person who actively avoids interacting with other people, I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.