14+ People Who Think They’re All That And A Bag Of Chips

There are some things that may as well read, "The owner of this spends far too much time and money in strip clubs," and this is one of those items.

Wow, how high and mighty of the Ireland Olympic Federation to think that they're better than this kid!

This person went on to say, "the first time she got up there she jumped down. The second time, she whined until I got her down. She is slowing learning though. And I didn't have to call the fire dept."

What could Jimmy Fallon have possibly done to this dog to incur such fury? Maybe the dog hates being forced to watch his show with his constant fits of laughter.

First of all, they're having a go at poor Michael about his gymnastic abilities, and now they're questioning his genius Hortah idea? This is outrageous.

I mean, it's a fairly clever tramp stamp idea, but at the end of the day, it is still a tramp stamp...

"Dave, was it you who put the mouse in the trap outside?"

"Yeah! It's bloody hilarious right?!"

"I think we're going to have to let you go."

Christ in Crocs, that is a pair of...looks! I can smell the sweat and cheap lager through this picture!

I hate it when you see therapy dogs lauding it over other dogs! Just because you've had access to a better education system doesn't make you better than other dogs!

Someone said that they should have filled it with "catnipabis" which is one of the greatest things I've heard!

Confident statement aside, that is one hell of a strange-looking thumbs up. Or is he giving the camera the finger guns, I can't tell?

You're in a workplace, Jerry, I really don't think that this kind of suggestion is very appropriate, do you?!

I bet that it was a long, long day in work for this smurf. He must have been left feeling a little blue at the end of it.

Someone needs to tell this aspiring comedian that a joke this basic really doesn't require that much preamble.

Ah yes, this would have been the purr-fect crime if it wasn't for this piece of damning evidence!

No one has the right to park like an asshat, no matter who you are! Good to see the cling-film bandit taking matters into their own hands.

The fact that he spent actual money on this is baffling, although, you never know, it could really pay off!

Was he the only one told he could wear a costume? Or was everyone told and he was just the only one fun enough to do it?

Ah yes, a much more refined curtain. Not for children, this one, only for serious adults.

You fool, you've weaponized her! She'll now demand fruit salad every day, and you can't say no, she'll blow you to smithereens!

Someone had to be taking the photo, clearly Mom is in on this. She got tired of all their questions.

Are you sure they're upset by the restriction, or are they upset by the less-than-accurate artistic portrayal of them?

Really going for a mix of new and old here, a very robust collection.

That's kind of a messed up thing to ask, John Wick costume or not.

In a way, it kind of worked! In a paradoxical sense, maybe, but it worked!

"That wheel in our cage is but a false prophet! No matter how much we run on it, it gets us nowhere!"

Honest, but a little more guilt-inducing. I don't want to think about what happens, I just want them gone.

You think that piddly little fence will stop a full-grown goose? All they know is chaos.

If there's one thing I love zoos for, it's their commitment to animal conservation!

The logical answer is that he owns farm animals and uses this for feed. The fun answer is that he has a lot of Thanksgiving stuffing to make.

"No longer will we let humans ride our animal kingdom brethren, now we ride them!"

In short, no I am not motorcycle and Frozen backpack cool, and sadly I don't think that I ever will be.

They have a point. I do think a taco would make evacuating a tornado better.

Wow, what a major flex on all of the people losing their minds! Although, they do look like they're having more fun than this guy!