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14+ People Who Didn't Hold Back How They Felt

There are some people out there who have no fear of speaking their mind and being as blunt as they can be!

So, from people describing car faults in bizarrely sexual ways to people writing mean things on their children's birthday cakes, here are 14+ people who have something to say and aren't afraid to say it!

"Service adviser wrote word for word what the customer said."

It would be amazing if the mechanic looked at this description and knew exactly what the issue was purey from this emotive simile!

"Didn't realize AA was already showing off their new slogan!"

Yeah, that scans! It's the perfect slogan, it's short, it's to the point, and it perfectly reflects their service!

Let It End Already!

And to think, we still have a few months left of 2020! Christ, the only consolation is that it can't get much worse... Actually, I regret saying that now!

"Too much information."

I like it when you can get to know the people who work on public transport a little better, but this is far too intimate a detail to know.

"Father leaves his messy teens the perfect threatening note."

The threat of disconnecting kids from the internet is now the ultimate threat when it comes to parenting, which is kind of sad when you think about it.

"If you say so..."

Hmmm, I'm not sure that I trust them! I think that I'll just play it safe and go with my favorite, "Mr. Oyster"!

"Found this on the fridge at work... I'm pretty concerned for a fellow coworker."

"Oh dear! I wonder who put this up?"

"It's probably Dave."

"What makes you say that?"

"Well, he's constantly bleeding from the mouth..."

Looking Out For Their Neighbors!

The only worry you have here is that if this was the 2nd-floor neighbor's intention then you have another, very different, problem on your hands.

"My daughter said she was too old for notes in her lunch. My reply..."

This is the sort of thing that you will quickly realise that you miss when you are packing your own lunches for work!

FAO: The Neighborhood Package Thief!

I don't know why, but the strangest part of this to me is the fact that there are people who buy toilet paper on Amazon.

"Just found this. First accurate fortune I've ever gotten."

Wow, that's great that they got their first accurate fortune! I just wish I knew what it said.

Bit Too Much Lip From A Golf Ball!

I think that the sudden pressure of having to be better than this ephemeral previous golfer would prove too much for me! If I played that tedious, anaemic game that is!

"My daughter says I ruined the game Guess Who."

Guess Who was always my least favorite childhood game anyway, I always preferred Kerplunk.

#DadFacts!

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Well, that does explain why there are no more unicorns around! It's certainly a more pleasant reason than they were all killed, ground up, and shoved into tins and sold off as spam which I have been telling my young relatives.

"My nephew wrote the most accurate description of Walmart that I have ever read."

A lot of people were curious as to whether the dead fish that they referred to are meant to be food or pets that have met a somewhat depressing end?

Great, Now It's In My Head!

I think that everyone will know what song they are referring to, but we are not to speak its name, under any circumstances!

"It was supposed to say happy birthday lizard (her nickname)..."

Sure it was! Seems to me like her parents just wanted to ruin this special day, those monsters!

"Just finished decorating our annual scary pumpkin!"

I can just imagine someone reading this and then there being a flash of lightning and a crack of thunder, only for there to suddenly be a defeated looking man in a washed-out grey suit stood behind them with a clipboard.

"New sign went up in the neighbourhood. Wonder what her sign says?"

I don't remember this Nirvana single, but it sounds like it would be both incredibly depressing and rowdy as hell.

"A story told in six parts!"

The woman in this did try to explain that he had been hugging her too tightly which caused this reaction and that it wasn't due to his body odour, but I'll leave it up to you to make up your mind on this.