Look, nothing personal, but odds are I like your dog more than I like you.
Again, please don't take it personally. In fact, you should take it as a compliment! It means your dog is just so wonderful, and so gosh-darn adorable, that I find his company preferable to yours. You've done an excellent job raising him. Now please leave so we can hang out together in peace.
If you also prefer dogs over people, I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.
You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
I'm of the belief that anyone who "doesn't like dogs" is a monster. Is that harsh? I don't know, maybe. But it's also totally true, and you should cut them out of your life ASAP.
My dog is more than happy to help me continue my streak of keeping the broom in the closet collecting dust. He loves proving that he's just as capable, and way more willing, to pick up those crumbs off the floor.
And he's about ten times faster, too.
My dog hates being covered with one of his blankies while he naps, but does that stop me from gently laying one across his little body while he snoozes, and then proceeding to take a hundred pictures of him?
Nope.
Ever since I brought a puppy home, I've been meeting more and more people outside who stop me to pet my dog. Do they ask me my name? No, just his. Do they want to know how old I am? Nope, just him.
Am I insulted? Nope, because I do the exact same thing when I encounter a dog. They're simply the best.
