Parenting Quotes That Hit Just A Little Too Close To Home

Hey all you parents out there, are you have a bit of a not-so-great day? Sure you are.

Well, luckily for you I have collected some of the funniest quotes the internet has to offer that will not only make you laugh, but also say, "Yep, that's me as a parent."

So sit back, relax, and ignore your needy children for a few minutes while you enjoy these hilarious quotes.

You win some, you lose some.

We've all been there. A sticker on the booty is basically the stamp of a really great mom. Two stickers on the booty? Even better.

That's how you know you're doing a great job.

And in the most inappropriate settings, too.

Church: "Hand out of your pants."

Grandpa's birthday dinner: "Hand out of your pants."

Walmart: "Hand out of your pants."

*Never* step away.

The minute you step away is the minute they realize they're suddenly unsupervised, and nothing is stopping them from becoming absolute monsters.

That's why moms inevitably develop eyes on the back of their heads; they always need to be watching.

And then you add a little heart so they know you still love them.

Similarly, you could also include:

"I know you hate grape juice pouches but your sister drank all the apple and mamma hasn't been to the grocery store in two weeks so suck it up."

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