Sometimes the best jokes are the ones that are hidden right in plain sight, and the following list of deceptively simple yet hilarious jokes are proof of this!
So, without further ado, please enjoy these 14+ clever jokes hidden right under our noses.
Well, there are some people out there who value their toes much more than their arms and legs! I mean, they're all weirdos, but I guarantee they're out there!
Yep, this is indeed real. At least these two tedious sounding places do have a sense of humor!
Make sure that you don't feed the construction equipment, whatever you do! It is on a very specific diet!
It is perfectly okay to not feel psychologically prepared to deal with a bug in the dead of night. Always wait until you are alert and fully awake to deal with them!
They should have stuck some crayons on to it! I'd be mortified if I found one of these on my car!
In case anyone was concerned about him, based on the amount of balloons he would need, he is probably fine! Well, physically anyway.
One person added, "They are called 'whimsy' pieces. Wentworth jigsaws usually contain them, although I do have some old ones (1890's) that also have them. Just a useless bit of info for you." The more you know!
Since when did septic tank repairmen have such a strong pun game? Is this a prerequisite of working in this industry?
If you want to see unicorns when you're not on drugs then just head to a zoo where they have rhinos. I mean, they're close enough, right?
Fortunately, this little gambit paid off as they ended up hiring this guy! Sometimes it pays to go the extra mile!
Wow, and I thought that I had lived under some passive-aggressive landlords before!
This seems like a great idea, except for the eyes that are stuck on the razor blades! I feel like this can only end in disaster!
Hmm, but now I'm just wondering how long that card has been under there for... Maybe they're just trying to throw you off!
This is why I only live in places that have detachable stairs. There really is nothing better at fighting fires!
Nope, not even this level of self-awareness makes it okay for someone to drive one of these abominations.
The janitor must be very confused as to why there is just a constant sound of clapping coming from this washroom, all day every day!
It's good to know that there are people out there who actually still have some floppy disks lying around!
"Hi, can I get a Baconator?"
"Yep, which employee would you like it made out of?"
"Err...any?"
"Dave, looks like your number is up back there!"
Just in case you're in a bathroom but forgot what a urinal is for, this one is here to help!
This does beg the question, thousands of years from now when archaeologists dig up stuff like this, what will they think it was for?
The happiness of this accident really depends on the recipient, but this is a great card either way!
Yeah, I guess this sign is kinda cute. Tall and clean...oh. Wait, no, I get it now, okay.
The bright side to this is now you have three children to take revenge on, three people to change your diapers, etcetera.
At least it's not three financial burdens like the family in the last picture!
I really like the wording of this. It makes it sound like the killing of bugs with your car is intentional and planned, like you have a vendetta against them.
On a scale from, say, one to eight, how furious would you say he was? And how fast?
What, is he supposed to stuff her in a bag? That's not very nice. Besides, she has a helmet on! This is totally safe!
It might not tell me anything about my fortune, but it's a nice reminder.
Casual-dehyde's got some style. Where can I get that shirt?
If that dog's name isn't Laika, I don't wanna hear it.
Hopefully you also got your pictures in front of the Red Bow. If you did, then this is great! That woman in the back really adds some flavor to the shot.
Can the kids read yet? No? No problem then. Get out your anger while you can.
I spent so long trying to figure out what the "Weapon Of Choice" pun was here before realizing I was looking far too deep into this very simple pun!
This is funny, but...what on earth is this a card for?
As great as that is, being reminded of what is sloshing around all over the place inside of that truck is making me nauseous.
