14 Funny Teachers' Notes That Thankfully Weren't About Your Kid

I think it was my sister who was the source of this note. Although I never cut my hair, my friends would always steal a strand.

It's definitely not the worst note you could get. If I got this note, I would ask where that skill came from. Kid didn't get it from me.

I didn't try and weasel out of school until I was much older. This kid has the right idea, though. I wish I could play video games all day.

I would not want to be the parent who had to deal with that. I'd be the parent who accidentally forgot and discovered the worm on laundry day

Hey! As far as I'm concerned, poetry is hard, and finding words that rhyme can be even harder. I really am curious about what things the poem said now!

These words ring truer the older you get. Sometimes, I wish I could go back to my grade school work. It would be like taking a vacation.

This still happens to me. If I don't have enough coffee, I need to hear things a couple times. I feel her pain often.

It's good to be confident, but he can't use that excuse forever. I kind of wish declaring that would get me out of doing stuff I dislike.

I remember being a picky eater as well. However, I never complained about cheese. Brie in packed lunch would be luxurious.

Although it's good to let things be free, my dreams are still haunted by this fear. Some things never leave you, I guess.

If this were the case, I would have no problem maintaining straight A's. I'm glad I'm not in senior year of college anymore. Staying awake was an impossible mission.

Everybody poops, but getting this note must be the parental equivalent of a horror movie. I hope I will never be a recipient of such a note.

I wish a warning note could be sent to my cats before I got home. That way they would know to be extra cuddly...in theory, anyway.

It's OK to share snacks, but not that kind. I was guilty of enjoying my Smuckers chapstick all the time. It's not my fault!