There's probably nothing that Ryan Reynolds could do at this point to make us dislike him. Even if he did something incredibly crazy and off the wall like cursing out our beloved Betty White, which he would never do, I'm sure we would find some way to forgive him.
Except he did do that, apparently, according to a hilarious note from his own automated email reply.
When he's not being hilarious in Deadpool, he's finding ways to make his Aviation Gin company advertisements hilarious and also finds time to make some excellent charitable choices on behalf of the company.
It was just announced that Diageo, an alcohol company, has purchased Aviation Gin for a hefty sum of money.
"Thanks for your email," the auto-mated response reads. "I am currently out of the office but will still be very hard at work selling Aviation Gin. For quite a long time, it seems. In related news, I just learned what an ‘earn out’ is..."
"My lawyers just explained how long it takes to achieve an ‘earn out’... so... turns out I’m not as George Clooney as I thought," Ryan's email continues, appearing to reference the deal George Clooney made Diageo for Casamigos Tequila in 2017 that was worth $1 billion.
Ryan then listed everyone he had to apologize to: "Mom, Blake, Peter, Diageo CEO, The Rock, George Clooney, Southern Glazer's, Betty White, TGI Friday's, Baxter, Calisthenics, AMC Theaters, Total Wine, The Number 8, Don Saladino, Darden, The Head of Alfredo Garcia, Soothing Lavender Eye Pillows," the list read.
We can't imagine anyone telling Betty White to do what Ryan says he did, but if anyone was going to, it would probably be him!
