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At the risk of exposing myself as an absolute wino, I genuinely can't remember the last time my apartment didn't have at least one bottle of the good stuff in it.

Red, white, rosé — I'm not picky. As long as I know it'll hit the spot (and it always does), I'm more than happy to pour myself a nice tall glass with dinner.

And lunch. Shh.

Believe it or not, there was once a time when I actually didn't even *like* wine.

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I know, I know. I was young and I was foolish and I preferred getting absolutely sloshed off some sickly-sweet vodka drink instead.

But then one night I attended a rather fancy dinner party where the only beverage of choice besides water was wine.

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Not wanting to be the only one not drinking, I reluctantly decided to give a nice glass of chardonnay the chance to wow me.

And wow me it most certainly did.

In the words of the greatest American rock band to ever feature in a movie about ogres, "Now I'm a believer."

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Seriously, I can't get enough of the stuff. Just last night I went to my boyfriend's parents' house for dinner and they had a beautiful bottle of white sitting on the table, just for me!

Although now that I think about it, perhaps it was actually meant for everyone. Ah well.

And since I consider myself somewhat of a *wine connoisseur*, I must say that this woman is most definitely onto something!

I would just like to add one tiny suggestion, if I may: the wine bed should include a built-in straw, so it's like you're lying on a giant Capri Sun filled with the good stuff while you slurp away in total bliss.

Quick! Someone write this down!

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