People put a lot of stock in the idea that if you work hard things will go well for you. However, everyone who isn't a delusional simpleton knows that this is complete balderdash and your hard work will never pay off!
And, with this idea in mind, here are 15+ times we went, "If at first you don't succeed, give up!"
Yabadabadon't bother next time is the message that I am getting from this monstrosity!
One absolute genius suggested that they should still put it on a pedestal and place a piece of glass right up against it. I mean, it'd still look stupid, but it would be funny!
Due to how embarrassing this situation is, I'm glad that they took the time to protect their dog's identity!
I love going to the gym. My favorite exercise is the one where you lift the Chicken McNuggets up to your mouth in reps of 20!
I know for a fact that if my dad had done this when I was a kid, that he would have carefully balanced it back together then told me to have a go on it and watched as I fell right through it.
Now this is the kind of message that I can get on board with! It is suitably nihilistic and I can resonate with that!
I have no idea what the point of this is, and I'm sure people will have some amazing insight, but it surely can't be that useful for anything?!
"So, when I told you to wash our clothes and mow the lawn..."
"Look, all I'm gonna say is, you don't want to see the state of our clothes."
I can't see a bright career in the culinary arts ahead for this person! Maybe with practice, but that takes a lot of work and who can be bothered?!
It's also not cheap getting delivery! They'd better find a way to turn this car into a Tardis or else they're gonna have to fork out a lot of cash!
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Your morning cup of coffee is meant to get you ready for the day ahead, not blind you!
You know what? This is the one dream that I really think no one should ever give up. This is how I want to go out of this world: carried off into the sunset by owls, never to be seen again.
That is the face of a man who knows that he has made a huge mistake, and that he is going to be having a fair few angry phone calls from the head of his department!
I suppose it's quite good that you can see the footprints leading away from the hole! This must have been an incredibly terrifying experience!
There were a few people who suggested that they may be able to salvage these items... However, the idea of that makes me feel sick.
I hope this person bought their cat a pair of moon shoes in order to be able to jump through that little hole!
You can see the germ of a good idea in this (get it, germ...)! However, they have just managed to make this dispenser completely unusable.
There would be no way that I would be going near that thing. It looks so close to blowing! I don't need a load of rubber in my eye...which I think is a perfectly reasonable thing to say!
This person explained, "I once signed a 'funny' signature, then the computer froze and I had to explain to the three employees that no, my name isn't Poop Mouth and no, I don't know why I wrote that, and please just take my money so I can go home and die."
Apparently this is a more common occurrence than you may think, as a lot of people shared their own experiences of roommates and family members doing this!
I guess that you could say he did succeed as he did actually cut the hair. However, he did it — and I cannot stress this enough — catastrophically badly.
And that is how this cat became the manager of this local store. Just look at its smug face. It knows it has all of the power here!
I mean, it's a better attempt than the translation job on that t-shirt earlier in the list, but it's still far from accurate!
In fairness, this is a much funnier picture than you would have gotten had he taken it properly!
Somewhere, in a bar near this scene, there is a very crestfallen person chugging tequila and wine.
It is actually impressive that they managed to break this plate so neatly! They must have some strong thumbs to have pulled it off like that!
Well, that's the rest of your evening ruined! Way to drain the fun out of a night out...
*Drunk cricket sounds
I always preferred to call it "thing I will most definitely lose and attempt to replace with a paperclip or the lead of a mechanical pencil."
And I can't deny it would work either. It's kind of related too. Surely if he does lawn care, he'll tackle your weeds!
This is a "dress for the job you want, not the job you have" type of situation.
It seems all those lost socks finally joined together to create something truly terrifying.
What was the original goal here? If you wanted to mix peanut butter, surely a spoon would do just fine?
This is a really restrictive question to start with. A grandfather being, say, 80 isn't "about" 50, and it's even less about 500!
Ooft, yeah, that's a rough discovery. The day that someone first meets the taxman is the day that person becomes an adult!
If you buy something with the thought of "my cat would look cute in this" or "I think they'd like it," it's almost guaranteed they'll never use it.
"No need to worry, officers, we're just screaming over ice cream! Like real, normal people do!"
If the only thing that gets you to drive in the correct lane is the threat of being smashed by a semi, maybe you shouldn't be driving.
Some parents treat the thermostat more preciously and with more care than their own children.
Maybe I'm biased, but Hawaiian pizza deserves the disrespect of being misspelled. It's the devil's work.
As she should be! What kind of wacko do you have to be to fully steal someone else's food from a work fridge? Shame on you.
At a certain age, every child must learn the important message of "if I can't see them, maybe they can still see me."
I was going to say surely you could have found a better rock pun than that, but you just finished your thesis, so I'll cut you some slack.
This is the one thing this kid felt was pressing enough to write in their diary before never touching it again. Xaive must have been really weird.
Christ, this is making my eyes water just thinking about it. You can still see the regret in his eyes. I wonder how long it was before he went back on that saw.
