42 Times People Were Dumber Than Rocks

Aside from the obvious horrific grammatical errors, what the hell has that tire got to do with anything that they are trying to convey?

I can just imagine the face on the waiter when they saw this: nothing but hatred and misery plastered across their face.

I'd love to see what happened when they tried to drive off! Although, I'd want to be watching from a safe distance.

I bet that was one hell of a fun journey home! I can't say that I'd feel comfortable getting in that car after she'd done this.

In this instance, if you got pulled over, do you reckon you could actually use this idiotic sticker placement as a way to get out of a ticket?

I mean, on the plus side, they managed to change their old-fashioned wired mouse into a wireless one!

I wonder whether they even knew they were driving on ice, or whether this fact was something of a shock to them when they crashed through it?

"Can I get two half pepperoni, half margarita pizzas, please?"

"Wait... So do you just want..."

"I said what I said!"

A lot of people gave their own recipes for making their own gas, and a lot of that included eating beans and drinking lots of milk.

In my experience, you can normally get through those basic luggage locks with a bobby pin and a knife. Not that I've had to do this a lot before...

"Doctor, am I going to be okay?"

"Let me put it this way... Would you like a cookie?"

Ah yes, they really have made a great dent in their plastic usage, haven't they?! Also, I never got why adults needed straws anyway. Just tilt the goddamn cup!

Now, if you type in C2 you can get yourself a somewhat panicky-looking raccoon! You might be better just getting some M&Ms though.

The message behind this is really lost when all you can see is, "Don't save a life! Be afraid to give blood!"

This sort of thing is exactly why I never do DIY. I know that I would end up doing something like this and making a right tit out of myself.

Maybe this was how they announced to people that they were splitting up? Either that or it's how they announced that they're boneheads.

I dread to think what the "& more" could be referring to when it comes to this store! I think I'll be giving this place a wide berth.

This really is despicable! Why not make that little bit at the bottom the same color as the overalls?! Then it would be at least a little less suggestive!

Or, maybe it does? In which case, someone should probably look into these people and make sure they aren't allowed near any pet stores!

I guess that a lot of people who think of themselves as "studs" will be more likely to have STDs, so it covers both possibilities.

Keep well away from this church. I imagine that their attendance took a bit of a nosedive when they put up this sign.

I feel like this guy must have done something incredibly stupid in the past to have made them think that such a warning was necessary!

I bet this guy sucked at those puzzles where you have to put shapes through the corresponding holes as a child.

Every little bit helps! But, maybe if she had a few more thousand ladders it might make an actual difference!

I had an aunt who was always doing this with electric kettles, no matter how many times she was told that this wasn't how they worked.

And today's anxiety is brought to you by the idea of actually brushing your teeth with this monstrosity.

Don't forget the water. That's a somewhat critical part of the process when it comes to cooking pasta!

Please excuse me while I go and get this tattooed across my forehead. Then I might be able to get some decent peace and quiet.

I was gonna say, this really toes the line of "funny" card but nearly crosses over into bullying territory. At least she's good at identifying her opponents' weaknesses.

As in it has its own gravitational pull and the rest of the pillows are starting to orbit around it.

Or put him to good use. Start benching him and watch as you get ripped, all thanks to crater cat.

As far as drunk pictures go, you really lucked out. Well shot, all your clothes are on, and it's only embarrassing if you're boring!

Speaking of drunk photos, this one isn't as great. Not for her appearance or anything, but because at how brutally she lost at Connect Four.

I can't believe anyone in this outfit is even incapable of frowning, but I guess that's just how some old men are.

What better time to learn fire safety tips than on a child's birthday!

Hey, hot sauce can be a lifesaver in many scenarios. I can't think of any of those scenarios right now, but, um...it's just true!

"Yeah, they kinda flopped on the name, but I swear their baguettes are to die for."

I'm more surprised the guy on the right kept those shorts all these years. They weren't in style then, but maybe they are now.

Did someone cut you off? Well once they look in that rear view and see your license plate, they'll only feel shame. Hopefully, anyway.

Well, on the plus side, you'll be the freshest smelling family at the beach! You'll also be the most burnt family at the beach though.

She's trying to help you get rid of what looks to be four separate jars of jam. Why do you need that much? Let her have some.

I think that this action says more about his eligibility to work than the actual passport...