13+ Moments That Made Us Go ‘You Can’t Trust Anyone’

"Mmm, Allan, have you tried these new Ryvita biscuits? They're a little sharp but they're quite good."

"Dave, I think you need to go to the hospital."

I feel like I'm about to be sentenced to death by the council of boxes. Fold them down before their reign of terror can continue!

And that is why God invented takeout! Although, you need to be sure to properly dispose of the evidence when she gets back so she doesn't find out that you can only survive on takeout.

I cannot help but imagine that this was the meal that the guy in the last picture made for his girlfriend when she got home!

That is one of the saddest goody bags that I have ever seen in my entire life. And I have seen some spectacularly sad goody bags in my time.

Can confirm this is a lie. I tried it as at this point I will try anything, but here I am, still a loser.

But...why the window seat? I hope that tuba appreciates the view! Apparently, a lot of tubists and cellists do this with their instruments.

You spend your life thinking that walls are there to support you, however, just when you least expect it, they let you down!

So much of my own childhood has just come rushing back at me. Countless memories of my dad lying to me about stuff being safe and me getting injured.

No, that dog is definitely hiding something. I mean, the thing that it might be hiding is the fact that it has gotten into your stash, but it's definitely hiding something!

This cat was probably just making sure that you weren't talking to any other cats on the internet.

You'd think that step one for this business would be to make sure that their damn sign is lined up, right? Alas, not.

I'd actually be more concerned about why he feels it necessary to go to such extreme lengths to keep his housemates out of his drinks!

One even more devious person suggested, "I would've acted like they tasted horrible then pretend to throw them away, but instead would just keep them all for myself," which is just incredibly dastardly!

Well, if they're "gauranteeing" it, then you can't say no! I guess it's just a good thing that they're not teaching English.

The guy who was in charge of printing the messages onto these was clearly having a bad day when it came to printing this batch!

Just thank your lucky stars that you didn't sprint towards it and absolutely boot the hell out of it. That cat would have killed you stone dead.

What on Earth could the Roomba possibly be doing except cleaning? It's not like it's sentient and is plotting your demise... Or is it?

I mean, if you didn't do this as a kid at least once then I pity you! I did this as a kid in a hotel room once, and it caused quite the argument between the staff.

You'd have thought that if anyone deserved a promotion, it would be this guy. He's been working tirelessly for years!

Look, I'm sure that she rinsed it out thoroughly before filling it with your refreshing beverage... Go on, take a sip.

Another statistic in this newspaper showed that the sky is likely blue and that grass is mostly green.

You're not at the seaside unless you've had a seagull steal some of your food though, are you?

I guess that, if you wash your hands with this soap, then you certainly won't have any more problems with clown fish on your hands... If that's something that concerns you...

How do we know that they didn't actually write that with another pen and then put this orange pen next to it? Good God, I can't trust anyone anymore...

I have no idea how they managed to get themselves stuck, but if you are able to get yourself stuck that far off the ground then you have to expect this kind of punishment.

Just accept the fact that you are a dog person! It's pointless lying to yourself and you'll be much happier once you accept it!

Mmmm, yes, those dirty old cardboard sleeves look far more sanitary than the clean tablecloth they are sitting on.

At least it's just missing some meat and doesn't actually have a slice taken out of it like it does on the box.

I know you can tell if you look closer at the first pic, but that doesn't ease the pain of being deceived.

If I can't trust Rick Astley to support and love me through thick and thin, to not give me up, who can I trust?

She looks really disappointed to have finally been caught. Her double-food life was so luxurious.

"I've known my grandkids a long time, there's no 'Christopher', only Chris! No, they're not the same, and I'll accept no impostors."

You think you know someone, just to find out they're secretly a juggler. Disgraceful.

It seems the answer here is to have one of each, or have none at all.

The only true friends are the ones who decorated this sign. Fighting the good fight.

It is a balcony, but just for your toes!

I'm fast learning that there just really are absolutely no cats in the world that you can trust. Not one.

I suppose it doesn't matter where the extra cheese goes so long as it's there!

As someone quite rightly pointed out, we don't know what's on their top half. They could be fish on the top and human on the bottom.