"I let my younger brother use my headphones, and he used them for evil. He listened to the absolute WORST music on the planet, and I am so ashamed. He stole my headphones' innocence. Can I boil them, in an attempt to drive the evil out? If not, how can I get rid of the evil in them?" they asked Yahoo answers.
While a lot of people advised this person to get a "better grip on reality", the top answer actually provided a lot of good advice ⏤ as they wrote, "Don't just boil them. You have to drive these demons, back to the pits of fiery hell they once came from, go out, buy a flamethrower (which are apparently 100% legal in America) and BURN IT WITH FIRE!" Sound advice from a clearly very calm individual there.
(...please don't actually set fire to your headphones with a flamethrower!)