15+ Things That Have To Be True Or We'll Be Absolutely Crushed

If there's another time for me to have that chance, then I'll take it — but I can't think of anything.

I don't think so. And it's not like a mom could ever stay mad for long because of this.

Because Goldfish crackers and gummies are really impossible to make passive-aggressive — no matter how hard you try.

I asked my sister what my filter would look like and she said that the pig one already exists. She loves me, I promise.

His answer is so innocent! So cute! I love him and I don't even know him! TRUE LOVE EXISTS!

Assuming that it DOES work — because that's a lot of straw action.

I hope it was on purpose and that some day, I love someone as much as this kid loves this jam.

Like, super happy she came back — but also, where was she that she managed to get groomed and all?! A ruff life, I tell ya.

I want to see more stories like this!!!! Because you darn well know it usually ends with the girls mad at each other and the guy living the dream. NOT IN MY WORLD!

They're called artists for a reason, am I right?

You can even see the proud mama or poppa in the corner!!!! I hope this truly made its rounds in the friend gang.

I hope my dad recognizes Harry if he ever happens to run into him.

Like, the determination is amazing. I hope they never lose it, but why???

Like, it makes me feel like the world is a magical place and full of people who make kinda stupid choices.

Sock drawers and bookshelves aren't safe hiding spots anymore. The tampon box is where it's at.

It's like a bird exploded in there, and that's about all I can picture.

I've never had a delivery person even leave it on my door handle.

Nothing will ever compare.

Aand my face would go oh so red.

I think that people should really be doing this with their pens. You wouldn't have to worry about them ever again!

Maybe he just wanted a bath.

Because if it's true, then they're a great person. But if it's a prank, then there's no way you would ever know.

Because I never noticed if they skipped certain numbers or not!

It looks almost like its on fire on the inside, which it very might well be. Apparently trees can explode when they're hotter inside than outside, so hopefully this photographer took this pic and then got outta there.

This bird's great great grandfather was clearly a well-off bird, so hopefully he's inspired to fly to his own great heights.

I really, really want to run around and climb in these roots. They look like they might transport me to a magical kingdom and I will finally get my fantasy adventure!

Imagine pulling up to your next date's house on this tricycle for adults. This is riding in style, but still showing you care about safety and stability. It's the perfect ride.

This sign in a store window invents a new game and makes you lose it all in one fell swoop, which is pretty impressive. Play this game at home with your friends! Nobody wins.

Every morning when I wake up I ask my phone what the weather is going to be that day. If I could simplify the process and just look at a rock outside my window, I could go off the grid entirely.

This is a badass sword handle made out of a FEMUR. That's real bone, baby! At least, I hope it is. Nothing would be less hardcore than a sword handle made out of a fake bone.

This crow hitching a ride on the back of an eagle better be real, because I want the Disney movie version of this right now.

The bottom half of this pole apparently caught on fire, but the tension of the wires was enough to keep it hanging up there.

I know this would be easy to fake or create as some kind of art project, but I'd like to believe any French Fry I eat could've come from a glorious hippotato.