I am not a smart man. That much has been proven to me. Sure, I guess I'm fairly witty and I know my basic multiplication tables. But I'm also the guy who has a scar across his thumb from slashing at an apple with a butter knife for absolutely no reason.
So I'm kind of an expert in dumb things and dumb people. I even lead a few.
But these people take it to a whole nother level, and it actually hurts.
