Actually, my cat would never eat the letters if I said that I knew she was going to do it. She would only eat them if I wrote, "My cat will definitely not eat this," 'cause she's an asshole.

This would make all bus journeys infinitely more enjoyable! Well, for the first few times maybe... After that it might get a little vexing hearing that constant squeaking!

"Hey, what does that sign say?"

"I can't tell, let's get a little lower and have a closer look..."

You know that this toilet must have been a state if they left this message. I mean, this guy sees broken toilets on a daily basis, so yours must have been truly ruined to warrant a "Dammmmm."

That cat is clearly pointing right at it, how much clearer could the message be? Also, why would you buy that case design if that is your carpet? What a recipe for disaster!

I am Jeep and so is my wife! Does anyone get that reference, or has it completely slipped out of the zeitgeist by now? Let me know in the comments if you get it.

"Dave, when I asked you to design a warning label for not giving kids too much pop, I didn't expect something quite so rude."

"I will not apologize for art."

It is quite clear that the dog sees itself as the most loved and important child in the family. And, with a face like that, it's hard to see how they could be wrong!

There can only be one goose in this yard. I love how it's looking at the decapitated head as if to say, "That's what you get."

I wish I had enough money to be able to spend valuable ink sending messages to my cat. That ink ain't cheap!

"Hi Mum, did you like your birthday present? Wait, what do you mean you've written me out of your will?!"

I particularly love the little sunglasses that they've put on them! Also, all that I can think about after looking at this is how much I would love to see a cartoon about stoner cows.

This quite clearly shows that they married a psychopath! I have never known anyone to stack toilet rolls like this, and I don't ever want to see it again!

This is clearly for people with Bono's Syndrome, which is a fancy name for having your head up your ass.

Well, there's just no need for that kind of thing! Just because they've been learning another language doesn't give them a right to look down on you!

The message here is probably that you need to teach your gran how to use her phone! However, this is painfully adorable.

Whoever it is that she is on her way to see is obviously not in her good books. Any message that requires a sledgehammer to get the point across is a message of which you don't want to be on the receiving end.

My cat is also incredibly stupid, and it is for that very reason that she is an indoor cat!

I would absolutely be going down to see this person and their sick judo moves. I mean, why wouldn't you want to go?! It's not like you're too good for judo.

Oh dear, now that is very unfortunate for Jana! Also, I've never heard that name before, and this is perhaps not the best context to be introduced to it, really!

I don't know if I needed this information about the life of Arthur Spanks, but I'm glad that I've got it now, I guess. Can't get the image of two skeletons... You know what, I'll stop that image right there.

I wonder what sort of shop this sign is outside of, maybe a casino would be my guess?

I mean, I would be very much tempted to steal this sign! And, if you think you wouldn't be tempted, then I pity your sad life!

Nobody really wants people wizzing on the beach, do they? Also, how hard is it to just go and find a toilet?

Someone should probably look into why the deer in this small 5-mile radius are so miserable.

They're going to have a hard job balancing themselves on that little thin metal pole. Also, why are they standing so close to all the broken glass?! Move away, goddammit!

This is not exactly a good advert for the teacher running this class, is it? Although, I guess every teacher encounters at least one unteachable student in their life.

I hate it when people don't pick up their dog's poop, so I can understand why someone would feel that this is an appropriate course of action.

Hey, those are some good friends you have. Most people would abandon a guy for doing that, but they're being really supportive!

The weight of this grievance must be heavy if this man got the exact charge created in a giant block decal to put on his back window. I want to hear his tale.

Yeah, if they hadn't have told you, you might have lost it on your way to your car! Wait, I think I lost the analogy here.

Is this smart and funny? Yes. Does it help with whatever argument you're having? Probably not.

Shocked is one word, horrified and affronted are some others. He knows that color is all wrong for you, and it's way too far back.

Like a normal human being, I delay my Windows updates for as long as I can stand it, but even I think a full year is a little much.

"I can't pick him up. I have a bag."

"Both of your arms are still free. I've been holding him this whole time."

"Should have brought your own bag then."

Well, you should feel pretty! Just because you're a burly man that doesn't mean you're not allowed to be considered pretty! Relish in it!

Perfect chemistry is hard to spot these days, but I can't say I'm surprised it was spotted in an airport where tensions are high and people's true natures are revealed.

Have you ever watched a parent vlogging series? Those people will put their kids through anything for views.

Your brother looks pretty ready to dig into that cake. And, I don't mean to be rude here, but he looks a little...furry?

This is why I've turned to online shopping. Just pick the most popular or highest rated and be on my way, no need for the paralyzing experience of "choice."

Is your pharmacy employed by t-rexes? I hope so. Oh, I really, really hope so.

You've encountered a rare occurrence of a cat actually liking and using something you bought for them. Enjoy it.

Why would anyone consider these things to be a threat anyway? Unless you're planning to dance someone to death or beat them over the head with a lute.

I can't overstate how much this made me laugh when I saw it, and I don't even have a good explanation. "Sold By The Each" is just the perfect phrase.

I mean, they didn't exactly put that post in very deep considering it is supposed to be loose sand!