16 People Who Shared Their Bae's Biggest Brainfarts

When you enter a relationship, it's easy to forget how much you and bae really share together. For instance, have you ever done something totally dumb and thought to yourself, "phew, I'm glad nobody was around to see that"?

Well, good news! Now somebody will be around to see it. And if you're as unlucky as the people on this list, they'll share your mistake with the world.

1. So this person apparently wasn't feeling well and asked their boyfriend for a thermometer.

Reddit | [deleted]

Yikes — let's just say I really hope this dude isn't planning to be a doctor, or he's gonna have a lot of unhappy patients with that thing.

2. Hmm, I think I'm beginning to see a flaw with this plan.

Instagram | @meme.w0rld

Could it be the part where she hid a snack in the one place someone would automatically go when they get hungry? Nah, that can't be it.

3. This person's girlfriend found a fool-proof way to make sure she never lost the keys to her lock.

Reddit | xAIRGUITARISTx

Bonus: she found a way to make sure nobody can ever use that lock without her permission...or even with her permission.

4. I guess this teaches us that if we have to mess up, we should at least make sure we have somebody who will save the day for us.

Instagram | @will_ent

Not only can she avoid getting chemicals on her feet, he finds out he can work those sandals.

Everybody wins!

5. Yeah, somebody's husband fell for the oldest one in the book here.

Reddit | Jessie599

There used to be some tan towels here, but it only takes one slip-up for those devilish red ones to work their magic.

At least they can feel like pretty princesses now.

6. Well, I guess it would be tough for this guy to find a downside to her non-existent TV habits. 

Instagram | @god.of.appleysauce

Now he can say he'll be there for her if it hasn't been her day, her week, her month, or even her year, and he'll seem totally brilliant.

7. Yeah, this was apparently this dude's attempt to safely look at the eclipse.

Reddit | jgrammer

His girlfriend could only facepalm when he showed her, but I guess we can technically call those pinholes. If it looks stupid but it works, it's not stupid. Unfortunately, this doesn't work.

8. Her boyfriend said she fell asleep on the couch normally, but somehow this ended up happening.

Reddit | y3ti9329

I'm guessing we can put the blame on those dastardly leather pants for guiding her into this torpedo position as she flopped to the ground.

9. You know, it's kind of hard to tell whether this person did this on purpose or not. 

Instagram | @will_ent

On one hand, it's only an extra N. On the other hand, we could be getting a window into what her fiancé really means to her.

10. Now, this doesn't seem so bad. Her husband made a blanket out of himself playing with dolphins.

Reddit | Thebuicon

But there's a reason she looks so unimpressed: she went on the same trip and found the whole thing terrifying, so this apparently didn't help.

11. Apparently, this woman's husband left this little note for her.

Reddit | dragonballzgirl

The sentiment is certainly lovely, but based on her confused reaction, I don't think "my kitty" is something they really call each other.

I'm also not sure I like how that face is looking at me.

12. The girlfriend isn't having the brainfart here, because who wouldn't pull this hustle if they could get away with it?

Instagram | @kalesalad

No, the brainfart here is the fact that he's just paying it and not trying to negotiate it or anything. The phone companies must love him.

13. Well, at least he knew not to include the other trash the spring breakers left behind.

Twitter | @3cheers20years

Discarded chip bags and gum wrappers would have a way of taking the romance out of this little gift. At least they're all some kind of shell.

14. Apparently, this is how somebody's wife printed out a photo of her cat.

Reddit | gaatz

So she did a screenshot from Instagram, put it in a Word document, took a screenshot of that, and then printed it.

I feel like there were a couple of unnecessary steps here.

15. And here, we're getting a look into how this person's boyfriend tries out couches.

Reddit | Babosarang

Well, I suppose they always tell you to lay on it like you would at home, so I guess we're just learning how this guy spends his evenings.

16. Apparently, this person's girlfriend asked what the "no" on this switch meant.

Reddit | jaggedllama

And man, it would mess with my head to have the thing keep telling me "no" every time I turn it on. Like, what am I supposed to use it for, then?

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