12+ People Who Aren’t Holding Out Any Hope

The way that the sign below says "come join us," kind of makes it sound like the suicidal deer are part of a cult!

"Come on, Mr. Chair, at least get up... Let's go for a walk. Maybe that'd cheer you up?"

"No, just leave me here to die."

"I bring good news!"

"Then why do you look like that?"

"I stubbed my toe on the way in through the door."

This sounds like the start of a My Chemical Romance song. Someone get this printer some torn jeans and a wallet with a chain on it.

Even though she is wildly out of focus, you can make out her expression perfectly from this picture, and it is not a positive one.

In some cases, going to church is murder. Well, it is for the many people who die in church every week from boredom.

I love that they're trying so hard to turn this negative into a positive and yet, there's still such an undercurrent of misery to this.

I mean, this is the sort of thing that you only put on your car if you're planning on being upside down at some point, isn't it?

"They said that the idea of having another dog around the house would grow on me. It hasn't."

"Please, stop."

"What's that signpost? You want more snow? Okay!"

"Christ, you're such a dick, Mother Nature."

Thank God for takeout in such instances. I'd be heading to a different takeout every single night.

Yes, that is hilarious. However, maybe you should go and see your friend instead of posting this on their birthday!

Wow, look at the bleakness of that wall. You know when you can feel the atmosphere somewhere just by looking at a picture? Well, that office looks grim as hell.

I know that they say "just kidding," but I don't feel like they are kidding. I feel like they really just want to discourage me from going hiking!

The person here who isn't very optimistic is me. I am not in any way optimistic that this is going to go down well.

"Fly off around the world, they say... Go to bigger ponds, they say! Well, I'll stick with this little puddle, thank you very much. Nothing bad happens here."

Now that is pessimistic ingenuity! Way to be the most existential truck driver on the road, guy. You rule!

This word actually means "Stop," and if anyone can tell me what language this is in, then you win a point! (Points are meaningless here, but there you go!)

It's great when jokes are also factually accurate, isn't it? I mean, it's not, but whatever, I guess. Christ, these pessimistic people are sucking my will to live in the best way possible!

Yep, I feel you, vending machine. I might actually get this tattooed down my arm, maybe in French so it's aesthetically pleasing.

You can just see it standing at the side sighing and going, "Go team... I guess."

Yep, sounds about right. I think that I might adopt this as my general life's mantra. I'm a very positive soul.

I imagine the phone call that this person got from their mother was far less pleasant than they thought it was going to be!

Yeah, that is definintely not the right message! However, it is how everyone feels when they listen to Nickleback.

This person has either had a lot of kids bleed on their arrows, or they just have absolutely no faith in children in general!

"Should we get some inspirational books in?"

"What's the point?"

"That. That is the point right there."

You'll be waiting a long time for the seven IT technicians to come along and give you a hand as well.

Without Krispy Kreme, how is any working officer supposed to get their daily nutrients? We'll see crime throughout the city with no one around to stop it!

A strange budding career choice to see so early, but maybe she'll grow up to be a successful mortician, funeral director, or plague doctor!

I heard it was kind of a flop, too, but they're making a sequel? Maybe it'll become a cult classic or something.

Well actually it's asking for your TIC▮<ET, which I don't think was part of the day-pass you bought.

I'm a big advocate for going out and doing things by yourself shamelessly. Take yourself on a date, treat yourself! Maybe do what she did and bring a floating pair of sunglasses, too.

My guess can be seen as a horror or a miracle, depending on your worldview, but here it is: ahem. Aliens.

Man, Xbox sure has created a lot of weird attachments since I got mine.

I know, I know it hurts but...puns won't bring them back. They're gone, user skojoe. Your lettuce is gone.

No, see, this isn't a solo table. This is the punishment corner. When your one friend gets a little too rowdy you send them to the punishment corner to drink water and reflect on what they did.

The fact that you've kayaked in your own house would kill it in a game of two truths and a lie. Maybe that's why she looks so pleased about the situation.

"Come oooon, just one more pet, pleaaase? Come ooooooon, you know you wanna! Just come ooon."

As much as you wanted to talk about it, I bet he didn't. He's too busy regretting ever getting into teaching.

Less "stockings hung by the chimney with care" and more "this one stocking hung by the chimney with disregard."

What he saved in delivery charges, I'm sure he paid for with the 20 cars he swept up with this stunt.

You know that things are going wrong when you're eating a McDonald's breakfast and holding hands with your own feet. And there is a sentence I never thought I'd say.

I'm too distracted to make a joke by how genius the sign is. I need one immediately.

He spent years getting that tree just the way he liked it. He had the kitchen sorted and the patio in order, and then one man with a trimmer came along and ruined the whole thing.

Which pessimist on this list was your favorite? Let me know in the comments below! I think mine has to be the girlfriend who had no faith in their partner not starving.