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44 Times The Universe Sent A Clear Message

There are always messages out there in the world which will help to guide you through life. And, it is important to keep your eyes open and be on the lookout for these messages, as they can easily slip you by!

However, it would be hard to miss the messages listed below. So, please enjoy these 13+ times that the universe sent a clear message!

"Some signs are hard to interpret, not this one, though. The meaning is clear. Cyclists are to blame for the fall of Christianity."

Reddit | caidicus

Joking aside, I genuinely cannot figure out what this sign is really meant to mean? Does anyone out there actually know or have a good idea?

"If this isn't a sign, I don't know what is."

Reddit | aCuppaJoe

I can actually hear choirs of angels singing when I look at this picture. On an unrelated note, I think I'm just going to go grab a beer real quick.

"Not sure if the sign is for the beer or the guy?"

Reddit | Wardo613

This photo was taken at the Chicago Beer Classic, and the guy in the picture actually came across it, writing, "the beer is based on me as a joke from my partners. I thought it was a pretty good name, and we went with it."

"A guy bought this watermelon from a vendor while the train made a quick stop. He had to hold it like this because it didn't fit between the bars."

Reddit | Suddenslow

I think that the message the universe is sending here is that this guy is an idiot. Also, what does he do when he wants to get off the train?

"The Psychology building at my University."

Reddit | friedpotatonom

I wish I had gotten a bouncy ball for finishing my English degree. These psychology graduates are incredibly lucky.

"The delivery note got put inside the card instead of a birthday message."

Reddit | aMac_UK

The person who posted this went on to say that, "It was a very awkward phone call that day, to be sure."

"Warning sign of the century award goes to..."

Reddit | pdmcmahon

I feel like I need one of these signs to put on my cat when she is sleeping. She does not like to be disturbed to say the least.

"Pretty much sums up my university life."

Reddit | crazyasianAC

It doesn't matter how you got there so long as you get to the right destination! Actually, it kind of does matter... But sometimes that's not important!

*Sizzling

Reddit | robertino76

It could also quite easily say that if your skin matches this tone... then you're pretty much buggered!

"10 years since Bill Gates told me that lunch was a once a day thing."

Reddit | joelkes

The universe, and Bill Gates, is sometimes wrong. Never forget that. If you want a second lunch, have a second lunch.

"Maybe not the messages they should be putting on axes..."

Reddit | crustycleo

I think that someone should really look into the person who is head of marketing for this company.

"An interesting thought."

Reddit | engineerforthefuture

"Hi, I'm Satan. Welcome to Hell!"

"The cows sent me."

"Oh... God, look, tell them I'll have their money by the end of the week!"

"I moved into my girlfriends apartment that she’s lived in since college and just found this while looking for something to make for dinner."

Reddit | dogecoinfiend

I used to have a bottle like that. However, I drank it a long time ago. I also drank the replacement bottle, and the replacement replacement bottle, too.

"Will Ferrell's advice to my father in junior high yearbook."

Reddit | LittIeNuggetBoi

If you're getting messages from Will Ferrell himself to tell you to get your head out of your ass, maybe you need to get your head out of your ass!

University Life.

Reddit | Porcelinpunisher

One of the main things that you learn when you go to university, is that universities will do literally anything to keep their pockets lined.

"Did I wake up in a parallel universe?"

Reddit | 25_M_CA

Why in God's name does she feel the need to put that dog in that thing? It is huge and can presumably walk by itself!

"Someone is about to get alcohol poisoning."

Reddit | minjenzo

You know the universe is telling you to stop drinking if you see that this guy is your beer pong opponent!

"I went to Cheesecake Factory for Mother's Day, ordered a side of broccoli and got this sexy big boy."

Reddit | kazembe29

I think that the universe may be telling you to eat more greens! You can't have your cheesecake until you eat your tree!

"This sign is getting the message across."

Reddit | nehnis88

"Pfft, low flying aircraft, eh? Well, I mean, how low can they really be going?"

"Well...this low."

"Tried to use a decoy to send a message. The goose received it and sent one back."

Reddit | princealiofil

Everyone knows that the goose is one of the most fearsome creatures this universe holds. If you aren't aware of this, then try fighting a goose... You will lose.

"This sign I found at an ice cream shop!"

Reddit | Glypshmergle

Ice cream deserves the same level of respect that you would give other things. In fact, it probably deserves more respect!

"My band just signed a recording contract. Had Chinese food in celebration. This was my fortune."

Reddit | HTSMetal

Well...good luck with that record contract! I'm sure it'll all turn out fine in the end...hopefully.

"Saw this unauthorised advert on the train."

Reddit | HumbleRug

Wait... So you mean that Paul Smith only keeps sending me those emails so that I'll keep buying things, and not 'cause we're really close friends? My heart is broken.

"He did a bunch of catnip, saw himself in the mirror and had a self-realization that he indeed, is a cat."

Reddit | hansbrix

"John, John, do we have any Cheetos, and Nutella?"

"No, stop asking that."

"John, John, John, look at my paws man, they're huge!"

"I'm never giving you catnip again."

"I saw this and became 5 years old again."

Reddit | RayneofEchoes

I don't think that I know anyone who wouldn't immediately revert to being a child after seeing this! Did you laugh at this? Or are you a boring adult?

"I told my boyfriend the new puppy wasn't allowed in the bed."

Reddit | shockhead

I think that the message here is quite clear: Your boyfriend may favor the puppy over you. The dog looks like it knows that it has won as well.

"Please God, just give me a sign."

Reddit | drbdrbdr

"Hey, God, cheers for the sign, you don't have to be such an asshat about it!"

"Oooohh, look at you, getting all offended."

"God, you're suck a dick."

"I live in the basement. I told my dad I needed more natural light in my bedroom, so he bought me this mirror."

Reddit | tmishkoor

I think that your dad just wanted to let you know that his dad joke game is still strong! No one will ever be able to take this power away from him.

"My dad was gonna go for a run. He laid down to stretch his back. Found him asleep 30 minutes later."

Reddit | brentf2000

Your first mistake was trusting him when he said he was going to stretch his back by lying down. Nothing good ever happens when you lie down before a workout.

"I was told the office had a great view."

Reddit | casual_observr

Whether or not they were right depends on your own tastes, so it actually says a lot about you that they mentioned it at all. I'd start reading into this excessively.

"My wife told me to get dressed up for professional Xmas photos. Think I nailed it."

Reddit | Darzin

Well, it's professional, it's Christmasy, I don't see how she could complain!

"She tackled the cat, so I called her a bad dog. She took it pretty hard."

Reddit | inaperfectworld88

A little bit of sibling bickering never hurt anyone! Besides, you don't know what the cat does to her behind closed doors... Maybe this was totally justified.

"He told me to quit my PhD program and punch my supervisor in the mouth on my way out."

Reddit | jaytanz

I know it says bad advice, but that sounds pretty solid to me. If you're gonna go out, go out with a bang!

"Told my kid to 'look scared' and she delivered."

Reddit | Katasia

How else are you supposed to look next to this guy? Happy? Excited? I don't think he's dressed for smiles today.

"I informed them that there was a typo on their sign."

Reddit | judokitten

They really want you to know there are no pubic restrooms specifically. They even added an extra exclamation point to prove they're serious.

"My Grandpa told me he got my Dad a birthday 'gift certificate', he was so pleased with himself."

Reddit | MichaellaJane

Not only is it funny, but he truly gave the superior gift. Sorry all gift-card givers, cash always wins.

"The other day in casual conversation with the camp chef I mentioned that my horse liked lucky charms. Today I received a present."

Reddit | TomCruiseFor2020

This is a surefire way to having the happiest horse at the stable. Also the one with the highest blood sugar, but we'll worry about that later.

"Found this hunting dog. I guess he isn't lost."

Reddit | nerdburg

You could say it was a rude owner who made the tag, sure, but what if the dog is the rude one? Tired of everyone bugging him when he's just out for a hike.

"My wife announced to her co-workers that she's pregnant."

Reddit | NKHdad

As long as it looks better than the icing job done on this cake, I'm sure she'll be fine!

"I wish my girlfriend told me she was afraid of heights BEFORE going on the ferris wheel."

Reddit | smashmouthftball

This is apparently the High Roller in Las Vegas, which makes me think it's not just the height that has her on the floor in the fetal position.

"My fiance and I are going to Europe this week. She told me a hundred times that we have to 'blend in' and not look American. I completely agree...so I had this shirt made"

Reddit | Taherham

"Well, his shirt says he's not American, so who are we to argue? Have fun, fellow non-American."

"My dog dug up a section of the lawn so I fixed it and then roped it off. Went outside and found her like this."

Reddit | TomNJ

Hilarious that you thought a silly little rope fence would keep her out. That's her spot, might as well give it up now.

"We got a soda fountain in our break room. Someone was trying to send a message..."

Reddit | perpetuallyjennifer

I think the message that the universe is sending here is that there will always be passive-aggressive asshats wherever you go.

"My daughter called me a liar when I told her this was a phone."

Reddit | UpcomingZone

Look, I get it. It's wild to think kids don't know these things, but when was the last time you actually used a payphone? That's what I thought.

"Took the medicine cabinet out so I could paint the wall, found this message from the past."

Reddit | Tufflaw

The person who posted this interestingly went on to say, "In the interest of full disclosure - that's my handwriting, apparently I wrote that 10 years ago when I last painted the wall, but I have absolutely no recollection of writing that so it was still a surprise!"