Well, the hot weather is finally here, guys, making us sweaty and sticky and gross. But did you also know it affects our brains, making it harder to think straight and form rational decisions?
This is probably why someone over here, on the other side of the internet, decided that writing an article about "things that melt" was a quality idea. "Yeah, just a bunch of pictures of melting things, cause it's hot you know?" What could possibly sound more artful, more poetic, and more riveting to the heat-addled brain? So here we are. I've done my best, and I sincerely hope that you've been out in the scorching heat long enough that you, too, might find this mildly amusing.