A great mind once said, "To alcohol! The cause of – and solution to – all of life's problems!" No, it wasn't Benjamin Franklin, or Oscar Wilde, or Shakespeare, it was obviously Homer Simpson. And, it is that kind of cyclical, self-destructive logic that has informed the entirety of my life ⏤ and I have no regrets about that fact!
So, whether you're looking forward to that cheeky glass of wine on a Friday night, or enjoying one right now, here are a handful of drinking quotes that just make sense.
