Is going to the salon essential? No. Do I miss it a hell of a lot? Yes.
Hair needs cutting. Brows need doing. Nails need manicuring. Unfortunately, none of those things are an option right now. You know what is an option? Talking about it on Twitter.
Please, for the love of all that is good, do not use office scissors. Order proper scissors off of Amazon like the rest of us. Don't let the scissors mess up your hair — leave that job exclusively to your own cutting skills.
The key to happiness is making sure your stylist or salon don't follow you on social media before posting pictures of your chaotic decisions. At least a shaved head is better than a really messed up haircut... right?
Listen, brow maintenance is harder than you think it is. Some people have resorted to plucking them to get them back in shape. Others have decided to wax them. Good luck, y'all.
Y'all... this is still a bad idea, but I can't fault the creativity of it. At least the manicurist is wearing gloves, but girl? Where is your mask? You should be wearing that even when not in a pandemic.
Mostly because I forgot about beauty gurus. What are they all doing right now? What happens when their fillers start to dissolve? Oh god. I don't want to picture that.
Imagine seeing tweets like these and having no control over people totally destroying their own hair. On a side note, no one tell my stylist I cut my own hair. Thanks.
RIP to anyone who got gel or acrylics right before this whole thing hit. How grown out are they now? Are they falling off? Have you given in and bought your own nail kit on Amazon?
Do braces trump hair cuts and bow maintenance? Yes, yes they do.
The key to cutting your own bangs is not confidence, it's thorough and careful research. And also prayer. And a bandana as a backup, in case you screw it up.
