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15+ Times People Didn’t Have A Clue

There are some people out there who dedicate their lives to understanding more about the word and the way it works. Scientists, philosophers, and so many others devote their time to broadening their understanding of, and in turn our understanding, of the world and of human experience. However, there are also people out there who simply don't have a Scooby Doo.

So, I hope you enjoy if that is the right word, these 15+ times that people didn't have a clue!

"My bike was stolen today. I don't know who the bigger idiot was."

Reddit | chenchiladas

In fairness, it took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize that they had left the combination numbers on it. And, I imagine that as a thief, you would assume that no one would be so stupid?

Who Is The Idiot?

Reddit | LebowskiDude

I'd have to go at that with a bit of TipEx. Actually, it might be better if it's left like that so everyone really knows who the idiot is.

"Seems like there's a missed opportunity here..."

Reddit | Aahzimandias

Maybe they sold all of their neon signs and didn't have any left for themselves? Either that or this place is run by people thicker than the Kardashian's skulls.

"This idiot ignoring two effective solutions to his problem."

Reddit | pullara

I would expect nothing less from someone who wears their hat and sunglasses like this. They're playing right into the stereotype.

Read The Room

Reddit | iamnotanasian

Well, you know, opening ring pull cans can be very difficult! I mean, it's not like the answer is right in front of you or anything.

"You know you're at work too late when this pops up on your screen..."

Reddit | nagsy

Wow, this company needs to give their workers more notice than 24 seconds! What if they're in the middle of something and they lose all of their progress? Then they're just going to have to stay late tomorrow!

"My six-year-old son showing his creative skills making a kitchen sink."

Reddit | pingomg

This kid really threw the kitchen sink at this model!

See what I did there?

"My brother is an idiot."

Reddit | Monster-_-

I mean, there is nothing wrong with trying to find creative solutions to complicated problems. And I guess that "complicated" is a relative term for some.

"Now I know my ABCs, I'll write them on our SUV."

Reddit | unneekway

Look, they might have ruined your car... but, they ruined it in an educational way! That has to count for something surely!

"Landlord turned down the heat in my MN apartment as it reached -40°. But he pays my electric and doesn't realize that I value my comfort over safety."

Reddit | JohannReddit

Just wait until that landlord gets that electricity bill! As horrifically inefficient and dangerous as this is, it's quite refreshing to see someone outfox a landlord for once!

"I clearly work with a bunch of idiots."

Reddit | palmerry

If you're working with people who are putting peanut butter on toast in the toaster, then management has bigger problems than the condition of the toaster's coils.

This Is An Advert For A University!

Reddit | drsgtpepper

See, it's not just everyday idiots that make simple grammatical errors, but educational institutions as well! Hooray!

"Happy Easter everyone!"

Reddit | WITCHFlNDER-GENERAL

In this instance, I am the person who doesn't have a clue. I have literally no idea what is happening in this picture but I hate it so much.

"I finally found my long lost Mitch Hedberg autograph. For those unable to decipher it, it says 'F*ck you now I'm late'."

Reddit | camshaftcarb

I imagine that this is how most celebrities feel about stopping to sign autographs. And I for one like to know that I am inconveniencing those damn celebrities, even more so since that god awful Imagine cover.

"I guess the breakroom has been on the warm side lately."

Reddit | allegedly_grapes

I hate it when people turn the heating up too high I have become that stereotypical belligerent old man who constantly checks what the thermostat is on.

"Washed my favourite jumper."

Reddit | KarenFromAccounts

Jesus And The Mary Chain! How hot did you do that wash? I guess now you could always sell it on to a child... albeit a child with really long arms.

"Well, I'm a drunk idiot."

Reddit | jeebasaurusREX

I think a lot of us will resonate with this one. I despair at the thought of how much I have spent on food when I'm drunk at this point.

"This idiot got himself stuck today."

Reddit | ausfez

How did they even manage to get in there? I mean, I know that cats do not abide by the laws of physics but this is something else.

Never Be Afraid To Take Risks!

Reddit | Alex_the_White

"Come on someone must have at least one idea?"

"What about a tornado filled with sharks, has that been done?"

"...Anna, you're a goddamn genius! get this woman a raise!"

"Stupid maths exam question, with a great answer."

Reddit | CLINKCLONK76

This is a complete cluster of mistakes on all fronts. What is the timescale for buying the books? You know what, I don't have to think about these sorts of things anymore as I'm not in school, so let's move on.

"That makes her look stupider than he does."

Reddit | Dylan7225

No one who is being "punished" should be smiling that much. Also, hot damn, you need to punish him for wearing those damn white loafers with boot cut jeans as well!

"My wife thinks I'm stupid too.

Reddit | bmwhd

The person who posted this reluctantly admitted that they did, in fact, require this sort of help when getting dressed. They went on to write, "I tend to err on comfort vs. style." And, I can understand that.

"Iceland does not want to deal with your stupidity - and I think that's beautiful."

Reddit | Joe_Vanelli

I can't help getting the image of a geyser just spitting a coin back at someone who threw it in then flipping them the bird in a plume of smoke. But that may be because I live in a cartoon.

"I'm almost 40, somewhat worldly, and don't consider myself stupid. Yet this giraffe sticker the cashier gave my daughter hurts my brain."

Reddit | zleuth

To me that giraffe just looks really drunk! However, one person explained, "What it looks like actually happened was when the image was designed, the head and neck were drawn in separate layers, and must have accidentally had the neck layer placed above the head layer".

"That's what you get for parking like an idiot!"

Reddit | NerdyNae

This guy had absolutely no idea how screwed he was going to be when he was parking in that spot. Justice has been served.

"Stupid cop, poor squirrel."

Reddit | stoksyxl

Well, if it hadn't been hit by a car before, it has now. Also, I think if a squirrel has been hit by a car, you can also call it "sick", 'cause it sure as hell ain't well.

Oh, You Fool!

Reddit | DustinC223

I feel like you could write anything on that box and they would still get in, they don't care what you think! Also, they can't read which helps.

"Found near my apartment."

Reddit | FTLOG_IAMDAVE

"It's unbelievable that I managed to find a bike so similar to the one that I had stolen isn't it!?"

"Yep, completely unbelievable..."

"I found a black widow spider in my shower puff this morning."

Reddit | u/southbound2016

I don't know if that is a black widow; however, the idea of any spider being that close to my head is making me feel very uneasy.

"Fighting an ant infestation in my kitchen the last couple days. Didn't think to check my cereal box. Realized the small brown things are ants 6-8 bites in."

Reddit | bringbackflipphones

How do you not look into the bowl that you're eating from even once before this point?

"I got my dad a Christmas sweater. Didn't notice the 2nd carrot until the family photo."

Reddit | LtMai22

Something tells me he noticed way sooner, but still loved the sweater enough to wear it.

Two people accidentally taking pictures of each other and uploading them to the same site on the same day.

Reddit | throwbotono

In case you needed a reminder that it really is a small world.

The placement of that truck is impeccable.

Reddit | poedamneron

Are you, like, super sure about that? Are you certain it's not a problem?

"My uncles made a mistake installing a new rain gutter."

Reddit | bobward

This is kind of like 'measure twice, cut once' but instead it's 'be aware of your surroundings even once, please'.

This is an explosion waiting to happen.

Reddit | bazookafox

If the store didn't want a mess to happen, they should maybe have reorganized their shelves.

"The mug was actually a happy accident."

Reddit | bebarce

This Darth Vader looks a little reformed actually. He's got a job, seems involved in his son's life in a positive way, good for him!

"My mom says she didn't notice until she got the pictures."

Reddit | advictorium5

Uh-huh, I'm sure it was an oversight, like every mom wouldn't secretly want a photo of their baby giving the finger.

Someone got a little too big for their britches.

Reddit | amnesiac854

At least he tried something new! Sure he looks terrified and will never want to be two feet above the ground again but...he tried!

"The most accident prone street in America."

Reddit | Darkraze

So which came first, the saying or the street?

Disclaimer.

Reddit | HiTripp

They could change the restaurant name and pay for all the rebranding, but why do that when you could just own it?

"That moment when you get home, open the bag, and realize."

Reddit | Jar_Lar

Staples must know their name is confusing and still package stuff like this, waiting for helpless victims to have to come back and buy more.

Mistakes were likely made.

Reddit | Love2go

I'm hoping the taste would tip you off and you'd realize right away. Hoping is the key word.

"My friend asked off work, manager accidentally created a new holiday."

Reddit | magicman1333

To think the two-letter addition of 'is' would solve this problem immediately.

"Woman ends up in hospital after mistaking builders expanding foam for hair mousse."

Reddit | ReadyPlayer851

I gotta ask, why do you keep your hair mousse and expanding foam in the same place?

"They didn't even notice each other."

Reddit | dookietears

Maybe this is a sign that fashion should start evolving a little bit again.