17+ People Who Figured It All Out

This 11-year-old is wise beyond her years! I particularly like the Sunday face, but I think that is because that is how I look 24 hours a day, 7 days a week!

I think that quite frankly, the person who invented salads just generally hated the rest of humanity, teeth and all!

Well Shiver my timbers, it must have taken real balls to go dressed like that!

I can tell you for a fact that this is a lot sadder if you shout "Marco", and then pretend like you heard someone say, "Polo" from the wine section, but really you're alone and just want an excuse to get wine.

One thing is for sure, they're not wrong! They should get extra marks for ingenuity!

I was actually doing quite well until the last one; I mean, there's no way anyone can do that... it's physically impossible.

Treat yo self! Why not have a different toilet seat for every day of the week? Keep your guests on their toes!

Throwing axes so that the sharp part sticks into the wood is how amateurs do it, this is how the pros throw axes!

They're missing the most obvious benefit of the hawk method, and that is the fact that you can simply wear a mouse costume outside without being judged. I'm sick of being judged for dressing up as a mouse in public, just let me live my life!

Laminating is an incredibly satisfying thing to do, as I think all of you will agree? Who wouldn't want to skip recess to do that?

How has no one realized yet that you can just disassemble the table, unhook the string, and then take the scissors with you? Idiots!

I like that there are other adults out there who still refer to Monday-Thursday evenings as "School nights", I feel validated.

Did you work out what was going on here? I had no idea until I read the person who posted this' explanation:

"For those that don't get it, it's an abbreviated list of what I ordered on my sandwich. Mustard, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickles, and Onion".

You brought this upon yourself son! You should think about what you really want in life before doing elaborate dance numbers about it!

I like the message behind this note, but I'm not sure if it isn't too polite? Although, I guess they did do the classic standing their windshield wipers up at least, which is something.

Is there a reason why you're leaving so much hand lotion next to your bed? You know what, actually, don't answer that.

Aside from the length of the song, that is a great karaoke choice. However, the best karaoke song is Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush, end of discussion.

Before you know it that cat will be using the microwave to make itself ready meals and pot roasting a chicken.

It is surprising how many people actually do this. But, the big question is, if you see someone doing this, do you tell them or let them sit there?

Much like school nights, weekends are for relaxing, ordering takeaway, and drinking far too much wine!