40 People That Stink Of Regret

Everything seems like a good idea when you've been inhaling paint fumes. Trust me, that's not going to come off with toothpaste.

That burn looks pretty painful, too. This is why you always wear sunscreen, kids.

Notice how the car behind has nothing on it? Yep, birds are jerks, deal with it!

Apparently, this is what happens when you're dating a tattoo artist and you ask them to do an original piece of work on your back...

Annnd they happen to find out you've been cheating on them.

I think it's supposed to say "herbs." Still, better safe than sorry!

I suppose there's no reward without risk. But as far as I'm concerned, the risk isn't worth the reward!

It is a great selfie. Unfortunately, the trade-off for getting that lighting just right was a fly ball to the head.

I'm sure there's a deeper meaning here, but it's shrouded in mystery. I'm just going to assume they're a huge fan of pooping and cupcakes...

Regardless of whatever terrible decisions you made last night, this negligence was by far the worst. YOU DON'T DESERVE PIZZA!

Give it a month or two to thaw out and you'll be able to drive it again. It's either that or get out the hairdryer...

I have so many questions. Most of them revolve around why someone felt the need to transport half a mountain carved into a ram's head.

This is why it pay to get a professional to tackle that hairline.

Some things just don't translate well into body art. Just framing the picture and hanging it on the wall probably would have been the better idea.

I don't know if this is a disturbing childhood memory or some weird allusion to the "Pied Piper." Either way, I hate it.

Those truck commercials featuring off-roading don't always translate into real life. Especially when you decide to drive over a small cliff...

Passwords are probably the hardest things to remember. Half the time, the hints don't even help.

Anyone want some chicken nuggets with a side of melted plastic carcinogens? You may have ruined the oven along with the nuggets

Correct me if I'm wrong, but neither of them looks like they're having much fun. That being said, this picture basically sums up my childhood.

Another case of people trusting blindly in anything and everything they see on social media. Sometimes, it feels like the internet has replaced natural selection.

This is a rather extreme example of what happens when your eyes are too big for your stomach. Gluttony kills!

What happens when you finally remove a toxic person from your life only to have them remain on your body? You get creative!

Creating a fire with lighter fluid is not for the weak of heart. If she went to all that the trouble, she probably regrets the relationship more than he does!

We all have that one haircut that we regret. The good news is those bangs come off easy!

Is that a tattoo of a bone coming out of your arm? Is there some type of purple fluid coming out of that bone? So many questions...

And now it's too late. Not to say sorry, of course, but well, you get it...

Maybe you can just, you know, glue it back on? These are the times taking auto-class would have been helpful

I don't think the "salmonella" cleanse is something I'd recommend trying.

The "get two free deal" isn't as sweet when it comes to kids.

We've all had those nights where we regret staying for that extra drink

I hope that paint is lead-free, otherwise things are about to get a lot worse.

Looks like his surfing outing just turned into bungee jumping.

Talk about awkward! Hey, at least no inappropriate pictures were sent!

I bet you didn't expect to break a tooth on a piece of fruit

It just goes to show, you can't always trust your friends.

I sincerely hope he works at a raspberry jam factory and not a fish-guts factory.

But he looks comfortable enough hanging out there for now.

I don't judge these people, in fact, I completely understand. Fried chicken is love.

Judging by the look on his face, I think he might have soiled the raft.