I'm the worst parent you could ever imagine. When I say, "Good night" to my three-year-old daughter and she replies with, "Night, BUM POO," I just laugh really hard instead of telling her it isn't polite to call Mommy "bum poo."
I can't help but find my kids funny. You may scoff, but I don't know many parents and teachers who haven't had to stifle laughter when it comes to kids. Sometimes they mean to be funny, sometimes they don't. One thing is for sure, though — it's all comedy gold.
I don't know where this image came from, but I love it and kudos to whoever came up with it.
And now she's going to want s'mores all day, every day until she discovers the next amazing treat. Hopefully, that one won't require an open flame.
I feel you, kid. Waiting for your food to be brought out can feel like forever, and the restaurant pictured didn't even provide crayons!
Um, can I get the source for that grocery bag? Because that's some serious quality if it can carry a child.
I'm not sure I'd look at that particular picture of Chucky and think "dolly". He's in full, scarred face crazy mode.
Normally, I'd question the sword's place in a Batman costume, but now Batman Ninja is a thing that exists, so I'll allow it.
This is pretty smart. Hopefully, they swapped places so that both could get a drink.
I mean, they aren't wrong. At least give them a half-mark for thinking outside the box.
I really hope the kids used washable Crayola markers and not Sharpie on that poor pooch.
That kid is learning some strangely specific life lessons from Legoland.
If my kid looked at me like that, I'd be quick to show them how shoes make the Lego painless. And then I'd make him clean up the mess.
It's at about this point when I'd start quietly adding breathing holes to all the plastic bins — you know, just in case.
Now, that's just sad. Couldn't there have been more than one tree instead?
Though maybe the kid was happy to nap through the whole play.
This doesn't ruin the photo. This makes it ten times better. The family will be laughing at them for the rest of their lives.
I think I just heard you groan at that pun. At least those of you not screaming at the pic.
This is why I just roll my eyes at those parents who insist that they have to spend a ton of money on "only the best" for their kids. Sometimes, the best is just a rock or a cardboard box.
There's no way you're going to get a real recipe from a kid, but you will get a chuckle.
Frankly, I'd probably choose Jack's sour patch turkey over another overcooked, cardboard bird.
To be fair, there is one paw print mixed in with the human prints.
Most people would pause at the age, but I'm very drawn to "He works at work today." I feel you, Scott. I really do.
The poop emoji is feeling very glam as its fart literally blows people away.
They are so pure and innocent and really don't understand why their teacher was giggling so much about the reasons they love 'sausige'.
Enjoy it while it lasts, because kids learn how to lie really well around the same time they start doing things you really don't want them to lie about.
Man, do I ever wish this was how it actually worked.
And knowing kids, they probably meant toy ball and not parts of anatomy. Because they are so very innocent.
Am I forgetting another subject that teaches one-point perspective, or is this literally a written test for an art class?
They're more creative than I am. I've begun just referring to every fish in my aquarium as "Mr. Fish".
I'm not sure if adding the missing fins would help this or make it worse.
While this is super cute, it's probably a sign to have the "stranger" talk so that he doesn't just take anyone's hand.
I feel like Ted was at that weird transition stage where puberty hormones are beginning to do their work, but cooties are still a thing.
As an adult, people will be like "I hear you got to meet the President when you were a kid? That's so cool!"
To which she will just sigh and ask for another glass of wine.
Well, most of the time kids in stock photography scare me, so the student is clearly in the right.
