Well, there are a lot of surprises in this job.
One day, you're sitting around, unassuming, minding your own business, when suddenly a William Shatner horse semen article is dropped on your desk. For a moment you have a million questions until suddenly a calming feeling comes over you and a smile spreads across your face.
Let's do this, Shatner.
It's been going on for some time now, but we're here to inform you just in case you haven't heard.
Divorce proceedings are wrapping up, and lines are being drawn across the map.
Shatner will keep the home in Studio City and the Three Rivers Ranch in California.
However, Elizabeth will have the right to occasionally pick fruit from the Ranch, as well as visit the grave of her first husband.
Alright, alright.
So in the divorce, Shatner also got two of the couple's horses: Renaissance Man’s Medici and Powder River Shirley. While getting those horses, he also got the breeding rights for them.
As well as, get this: "all horse semen".
So what did we learn today, folks? That the only thing more insane than marriage is divorce? When else would people divide up their horse's semen?
